J. Edgar Hoover's page

Looks up TheWhiteKnife's file, scibbles "commie agitator" in the margins

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

I drank Panamanian tap water on accident.

Hey! Some of us ARE Panamanian! *indignant sniff*

Show me your papers, please.

Crimson Jester wrote:

[And you know who you were then, girls were girls and men were men.

Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.

What about J. Edgar Hoover? Oh, never mind.

Rushes in

I heard my name! One of you America-bashing commies said my name!

Oh it's just that sloppy drunk hippy with the hooves. Never mind.

Notices that his slip is showing, fixes it and leaves.

Note to self: There is no need to involve COINTELPRO in this thread as there is no intelligence here to counter.

Adjusts heels and sees a run in his stockings. Frowns and leaves.

(enters wearing a flour-dusted apron, carrying a platter of scones)

June, dear, here's those goodies you requested for your tea par..

(looks around at the assemblage, non-plussed)

Well...my goodness. What an... ahemm... interesting group of ... of friends you have, my dear! I'll just set these down over here.

(crosses quickly to endtable while gingerly stepping over various bits of clothing, body parts, etc.; glances at Jack writhing around, notices the candelabra, leans over and whispers as Jack stumbles from the thread)

Take it from me, my boy -- a little bit of Crisco makes ALL the difference...

"Damn it! Where's my booze?"

Shifts dress to cover up concealed microphone.

"Whoo, just the place for me to kick off my heels and relax. Hey, Prohibition is over, can I get a drink here?"