In light of the current movement amongst Americans to join grassroots politcal movements. I have come to the conclusion that both tea and coffee are pitiful weak excuses of beverages and underserving of my respect. These choices obviously reflect the weakness of those who have joined them. But for REAL MEN who eat meat and like their furniture made from leather. Enjoy driving vehicles with 350 hp or more I submit to you the manly choice of political affiliations one that such American heros like George Washington, Stonewall Jackson, Davey Crockett, or John Wayne would be proud to join. I present to you the BEER PARTY! As founder of the BEER PARTY movement I encourage all of you with great testicular fortitude to join my cause and voice your support here.
