*Warning* This is not a flame, troll, bear baiting, lollipop stealing attempt to have a go at the age old institute of Monkhood.
I've been reading the lively debate in other threads re Vow of Poverty, and took the time to discuss it with my good lady wife. Which led to "What is a monk for?", "What do they do?" and "Has anyone ever gone WOOT! when as fellow player reveals they plan to play....a monk?"
Picture the situation: players round the table, new campaign, furious scribbling has ceased and the players one by one reveal....
"I'm going to play
...a cleric"
Party response: Sighs of releif. "Oh good, we have healing!" "That saves money on potions" "When do you get raise dead? Shall we start a fund pot now?"
"...a fighter/barbarian"
Party response: Smiles all round. "Oh good, someone to take my damage for me." "Yay, you stand in front." "Damn, he'll hog all the magic weapons...but frankly I can't see you as a mage anyway."
"...a ranger"
Party response: Sage nods. "Oh good. Ranged attacks and countyside navigation." "Wilderness campaign sorted." "Yey we can track!"
"...a bard"
Party response: Some shrugs. "Oh good, knowledges sorted." "Buff me with your song baby!" "Can he sneak too?"
"...a rogue"
Party response: Nods all round. "Oh good, traps n doors for you then." "Sneak work and knives...good luck." "Give my fighter a shout when they see ya!"
"...a wizard/sorcerer"
Party response: Raised eyebrows and distinct lack of surprise. "Oh good.. we'll protect you until you get fireball, then you make me stuff..right?" "Don't forget the utility spells this time!"
"... a druid"
Party response: *Thinks*..Animal loving, cleric hating freak... but says... "Oh good, some healing, nature skills and blammy stuff...but if he turns into a wolf he sleeps in the barn."
"... a monk"
Party response: Sigh. "Oh"
*Thinks* Ok, heals..himself. Runs away very fast..by himself. Hits people but lets others take the agro..the dodgey bas****. Will probably sit outside and makes us feel guilty about the victory feast and post adventure spend up.
AND if he actually gets that vow of poverty he'll make us walk or pay for the carriage. AND he'll be so damn Lawful he won't let us change sides halfway through the adventure (we were just celebrating that no-one was playing the paladin...even though we had his blindfold ready).
So, if anyone can tell me (other than his obvious sense of humour and good looks) what the Monk does for his fellow party members I believe there is space below...