"Oh hey everyone, I was passing by and wanted to show you how to post critical information in your "Class/Level" slot in your character profile (I see that Clay and Marble have already found that, but we'll be using it for slightly different purposes than designed). It'd be nice to have your current HP, your AC, your init, your perception, and your saves readily visible. Also I love you all, sorry I can't come along, gotta make this staff."
Hasta downs an Imperial Stout in one long chug, kisses Thym, hugs her friends, and heads back to the lab before anyone has much of a chance to say anything to her.