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Logan was playing with my dice again and managed to get a 55.
We aren't sure why Ric is 'on our side' or even what he really means when he says that.
He needs us to do something he can't do for himself to bring about some unknown end.
We don't know if Ric is just an avatar of Norgorber or if he is manifesting in his true form.
Not even a class skill for me, perhaps our gnome companion?
Need to find out more about Eroden's domain.
Smiling Rick wants something from there and for some reason we seem to be the only ones capable of entering it.
And there are the 17 texts, of which we found only one.
Belt of Physical Perfection +6!
Seems like something Rodgers would give instead of Favre but I'm not complaining.
Speaking of stingers, it must really sting knowing your little butt-buddy herald met an untimely end.
Speaking of which can I have the arrow back that I put thru his heart?
What's with that stinger anyway?
Did you shove a giant scorpion up your @$$ ?
Wait.
Are you trying to say Logan's butt was in my butt?
After all the shopping, I'd guess.
You don't get the nickname skunk bear by smelling like roses.
Logan asked me, to tell you, to kiss the South end of a North-bound wolverine.
That's not gold, it's the piss running down Targoth's leg.
And the weapons should be counted as masterwork still.
We will but the point we're at now I doubt we can invest the time to retrain?
Good one.
I'll have to relay that to Abner after the pit fiends get done with him.
It isn't like we get to go shopping again before we return to the Prime.
We need to bring as much healing, food and water as we can carry.
Healing especially.
And, much as it pains me to say this, some gift for the Horsemen lest we never leave Abaddon.
None of us do.
All we can do is prepare for the worst case and pray it isn't.
Abaddon is a plane filled with unimaginable horrors and we prefer not to be ill prepared when traversing it.
All I keep thinking is we need way more supplies than we currently have before departing to another plane, and we need to find either currency or an unguarded hoard.
Is that 29k each?
Or total?
I'm confused.
Are you saying buy everything we 'need' beyond our current gold?
I think the first stop on our mystery tour should be a bank for us to rob, I'm short about 50k gold.
It sure was nice to travel with you Claud, however brief.
Not to mention the fact that Eldak is currently friendly towards us, which means either he'll turn on us at some point or Father Boneflute will kill him.
They wouldn't trust anyone associated with Dusty, my guess.
And as the GM has proven we can't trust anyone outside our group.
Long story short, Dusty 'aquired' his Elven army when his father betrayed the queen's orders.
Seems like darkvision might become a necessity.
What did you see specifically?
I recall my vision but not yours.
Ok then.
We'll try evisceration on the next problem.
Sounds like I'm going to have to get Logan some wings.
Seems to me that the wilds aren't represented very much in the current pantheon of deities.
Logan says I should be the patron of wolverines.
Hrm.
Well I don't think we should kill him anymore, perhaps he joins our cause along with any of the true followers of Erastil that he knows of.
Maybe we clean out his church of all of its 'rats' or he and the faithful come and stay with us if the church thing is a lost cause.
Depends on the ratio of faithful servants to those who gave themselves to darkness.
I rolled an 18 for my sense motive on his spiel, for a total of 49.
I'm looking to see specifically if he's a loyal servant of Erastil or if he's lost and faithfully serves Norgorber and is trying to deceive us.
After the removal of DeRolue we can de-bag Selmon.
If he is complicit in the atrocities then there's no need to have another disposal sight.
After we 'free' Selmon I'm going to ask him about Ric , using all the aliases DeRolue mentioned earlier and sense motive to gauge his reaction.
If there's the slightest hint that he's working with or for Ric I'm going to convert him into Logan nom-noms.
My spell will be in effect again or still, depending how much time has elapsed .
Just the idea of animals roaming around with DeRoluerpes makes Lock's skin crawl.
To clarify, Lock has no issues with poison, only that the jackhole would use it on his guests.
The people who foolishly saved the city.
Burn the body to ash.
Have my furry excavator dig 9 different holes, each 10 feet deep and no closer to the next than a mile.
Divide ashes amongst the 9 holes and bury, hydrating the ground with some holy water and perhaps Kal can hallow the ground as well.
This is one head Lock wants no part of.
What kind of soulless pedophile uses poison on his guests?
Good chance the orcs will know we killed Thok.
Maybe it's time for the orcs to get a hobgoblin leader.....
Preferably in hallowed ground.
I won't have you poisoning the local wildlife with this....creature.
His remains get burnt and buried 10 feet deep.
Huh.
Need some time to digest this.
Then I'm leaning towards the wolverine chewing his face off.
Thoughts anyone?
1. Who's decision was it to only guard the churches when we were attacked?
2. What is your relationship with Smiling Ric , more specifically why is a known criminal socializing with the noble people of High Town?
3. Why is the church of Erastil, a well-known and good aligned deity alienating and ignoring the other factions present on the council of 7?
Bonus Question: Do you know who attempted to poison us at your gathering in our honor?
It should be noted that prior to asking questions I will be casting Perceive Cues(+5 sense and perception) prior to the interrogation.
Giving me a +19 to Perception and +31 to Sense Motive.
DeRolue saw our faces, he's nothing more than a loose end at this point.
He can never be found or we'd be f'd in the A.
Aye.
I'll send an email discussing what my plans are for his remains.
Some things shouldn't be mentioned in a public forum.
Thok's men took both of them, we killed Thok before he could kill the priest but we were too late to save the prince.
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