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PARANOIA in PZO Sector!!!
Male

Ugh, Sorry guys, I got hit with a bunch of craziness at work the last couple days and haven't been really able to get on. I'm back now.

Those outside PZO-102

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Ham-R blinks for a moment as the bullhorn goes off next to him, and his hands clench a moment as his face flushes slightly as if he were about to litterally steam. Even as he reprimands Liam, he responds with a shout of his own. "We don't need to be shouting! Do you have clearance to be causing such a disruption and public disturbance?!"

He looks around quickly, unsure if life support is going to be shutting off shortly.

GM

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Is there any sort of sensor or camera in the hallway that would identify that it is in fact occupied? I would make a check to try and see if its broken and fix it if necessary if there is one.
PARANOIA in PZO Sector!!!
Male

For GM

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In a good grunt kind of way I have stuck to my clearance and am not totally sure how to make a proper skill roll in paranoia. I have rolled a d20 + my stat, but if that is incorrect, feel free to roll for me rather then waiting for me to roll again.

Hygiene (1d20+6=15)

FOR THOSE THREE OUTSIDE THE INDIGO DOOR AT BRIEFING ROOM: PZO-102

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A hulking man approaches, snapping to his best attention stance as the woman introduces herself. He waits for her to finish before relaxing into what can only be described as a stiff 'at ease' and answers in an overly loud voice, spittle flecks occasionally spouting from his mouth.

"Ham-R-SLG-1 Reporting for troubleshooting duty. Good to meet another of the team. Have any of the treasonous commies been sighted and are ready for summary execution?"

He stops for a moment, clenching his jaw as if angry with himself for moving beyond the first part of the assignment already. "But first we must report for briefing. Have you encountered our briefing officer?"
PARANOIA in PZO Sector!!!
Male

If our benevolent GM does not object, DMtools.org(ran by our very own Lilith) also has a dice roller that works very well and is likely accessable.
PARANOIA in PZO Sector!!!
Male

1d20=11

GM

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Hammer hurries out of his communal bed when the alarm goes off on his pdc and slips into his new red jumpsuit. He makes sure its on as neatly as possible, smoothing it with a military precision before hurrying out into the hall. Hm, he's been given 3 different places to go to, 4 if you count the one that grew all static. Still, better to trust friend computer over these Jimmy or Vlad characters, no matter what their rank may be. He dashes off towards briefing room PZO-102 to find what his mission may be.
PARANOIA in PZO Sector (Discussion)
Male
GM of PZO Sector-Alpha Complex wrote:

Ham-R-SLG:

I like it...very nice...

Ham salutes. "Glad to have your approval GM, Sir!" Giving a bit of a look at the troubleshooter who tried to call him out on not seeming happy enough earlier he flashes another wide grin.

PARANOIA in PZO Sector (Discussion)
Male

GM

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I think my phreak name would have to be 'Fast Fix' if I was working in bot processing as well and may or may not deal in bot parts on the side.

With this bit of info, I think I wanted to adapt one of my tics just a little bit. He still has the temper and is very loud and all that, but I think that he will go almost the exact opposite when he has his hands in a machine or is working on a computer, growing very quiet and serene looking.
PARANOIA in PZO Sector (Discussion)
Male

"I'm thrilled to be in the service of friend Computer, Sir! I will do my duty to the fullest and with a smile!" He stops, his broad face slowly giving a wide grin.
PARANOIA in PZO Sector (Discussion)
Male

"Ham-R-SLG-1 reporting for duty, friend computer Sir! Happy to be in service as a troubleshooter and ready to stamp out any treasonous commies I can sniff out, sir!"

Benevolent GM

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Tic 1: He has a strong need for discipline and tends to quickly devolve into militaristic speech.

Tic 2: He has a temper issue and tends to clench his fists and glare at people when talking to them, getting up close in their face, talking to loud with saliva flying.