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Grumpy, a giant hunter's page

39 posts. Alias of duhwoo.


Full Name

Grumpy, the 4th dwarf (alphabetically)

Classes/Levels

basics:
bolt ace | AC 19; FF 15; touch 14 | HP 44/44 | Fort +9; Ref +9; Will +5 | Init +7 & Perc +10

Gender

current grit: 3

Size

average

Age

44

Alignment

neutral

Deity

Walt Disney

Location

Janderhof

Languages

common & dwarf-ese

Occupation

miner

Homepage URL

http://valhallas.com/Grumpy.pdf

Strength 10
Dexterity 17
Constitution 16
Intelligence 10
Wisdom 16
Charisma 8

About Grumpy, a giant hunter

attack and save roll templates:
[dice=Grumpy's Initiative roll]d20+7[/dice]

[dice=crossbow attack, with Deadly Aim]d20+9-2)[/dice] . {i]{smaller]stupid dice![/smaller][/i]
if AC xx hits, then [dice]d8+1+4[/dice] points of damage...
.
[dice= Grumpy's Fortitude save]d20+9[/dice]
[dice= Grumpy's Reflex save]d20+9[/dice]
[dice= Grumpy's Will save]d20+5[/dice]
stupid dice!

skill check templates:
[dice= Grumpy's Acrobatics check]d20+10[/dice]
[dice= Grumpy's Appraise check]d20[/dice]
[dice= Grumpy's Bluff check]d20-1[/dice]
[dice= Grumpy's Climb check]d20+4[/dice]
[dice= Grumpy's Diplomacy check]d20-1[/dice]
[dice= Grumpy's Disguise check]d20-1[/dice]
[dice= Grumpy's Escape Artist check]d20+3[/dice]
[dice= Grumpy's Heal check]d20+3[/dice]
[dice= Grumpy's intimidate check]d20-1[/dice]
[dice= Grumpy's Knowledge check (any)]d20[/dice]
[dice= Grumpy's Linguistics check]d20[/dice]
[dice= Grumpy's Perception check]d20+10[/dice]
[dice= Grumpy's Ride check]d20+3[/dice]
[dice= Grumpy's Sense Motive check]d20+3[/dice]
[dice= Grumpy's Sleight of Hand check]d20+3[/dice]
[dice= Grumpy's Stealth check]d20+4[/dice]
[dice= Grumpy's Survival check]d20+7[/dice]
[dice= Grumpy's Swim check]d20[/dice]

equipment:
armor: +1 mithral shirt (ABP)
main weapon
: +1 light crossbow (ABP)
melee weapon
: light pick (or 'pistol whip' for 1 grit)
head: none
neck: none
shoulders: MULEBACK CORDS
chest: none
belt: none
hands: none
feet: none
ring: minor none

MUNDANE STUFF: backpack & blanket; chalk; drill; 50' Silk Rope, whistle; and 5 days' rations.

MAGIC ITEMS: (just the MuleBackCordz...)
POTIONS: Cure Light Wounds, Cure Serious Wounds.
ALCHEMICAL ITEMS: none so far.

cash: N/A

Bolt Ace Class Features:
SharpShooter; Shooter's Resolve; Vigilant Loading

fighter Class Features:
Armor Training 1; Bravery

Feats:
FEATS: Toughness; Deadly Aim; Point-Blank Shot; Precise Shot; Rapid Shot; Rapid Reload (Light crossbow); Weapon Focus (Light crossbow).

BACKSTORY:
once upon a time, there were eight dwarves living in an obscure house near a magic kingdom; one day, some chick showed up, requesting aid from the dwarves. A vote was taken, and one of the eight dwarves ("Bitter" -- the little-known 8th dwarf) was kicked out, so the young lady could have his room. Apparently, the vote's result had something to do with that dwarf's constant complaining and resentment ((getting kicked out did *not* improve that dwarf's characteristic whining))...

Bitter adventured with the PathFinder Society for a few years, becoming some kinda hot-shot attorney (12-level inquisitor class), and returned a couple years later, with a restraining order -- forcing "Snow F. White" to leave the house (nobody is sure what the 'F' stands for)...

without Snow's moderating influence, Grumpy (the actual subject of this back story) became increasingly, well, grumpy -- until one day the other dwarves couldn't take it any more, and voted him out. Now, Grumpy is looking for Snow White, hoping that if she comes back to the house, it'll improve his attitude, and he can live with his brothers once again.

having no idea where to start looking for Snow White, Grumpy has joined a team of giant hunters (maybe she climbed a beanstalk?)...

(13 years ago, I ran a PFS Character named "Bitter -- the little-known 8th dwarf'; a year or two after I retired that character, I subsequently ran 'Snow F. White'... and now, this take on Grumpy will be a third installment in the ongoing saga of my particular version of the seven dwarves...)