| Greg Schulze |
I heard today that the NHL is getting rid of 4 teams, Tampa Bay Lightning, Atlanta Thrashers, Phoenix Coyotes, and Nashville Predators since no one watches hockey in the south anyway. They're keeping the Dallas Stars since they were once the Minnesota North Stars and people in Minnesota still wear those jersey for some reason or another. The Anaheim Ducks are moving north to Portland, Oregon. The LA Kings are staying because Wayne Gretzky told the NHL not to mess with the Kings or else he'll sick his wife on them. The NHL was about to get rid of the Islanders for obvious reasons, but changed their mind at the last minute thinking that maybe Canada wants them? The Avalanche and the Wild were told to change their names to something with an "S" at the end of it.