Cannon Golem

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7 posts. Alias of Jess Door.


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I AM NOT A ROBOT


Never fear, citizen, we will protect you, even if you haven't taken advantage of all the excellent merchandise and media we offer for your entertainment and edification.


Never trust proto-daikaiju bearing gifts, citizens!


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It was, is and will continue to be an awesome movie, citizen. We will protect you from the kaiju, never fear.


Jeff-Zilla wrote:
Wheatley wrote:
Whoa, hold on there, Inspector here, from the ... err ... International Bureau of Inspecting, yeah that's right. Here to check out your protocols, yeah. Here's my badge, can't dawdle, in a hurry see. Alright then, open up, yeah? Let's get this overwith, yeah?

Punts Wheatley out of the way

RRRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRR!

Looks at Gipsy Danger

Wanna Go for a beer and jeagermeister?

...searching for large enough glass...


...initiating Drift protocol...

...readjusting internal temperature regulation...

...readying plasma cannons...


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Don't worry, citizens! I will protect you from the Kaiju horde infesting this region!