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11 posts. Alias of FerrousBueller.


Full Name

Ghir Omnomnom

Race

Goblin

Classes/Levels

Barbarian (Feral Gnasher) 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 17, touch 12, Flat-footed 16| CMB +3 | CMD 14 | Fort +3, Ref +1, Will +1 | Perception +5 | Init. +1

Gender

Male

Size

Small (3'2")

Age

13

Special Abilities

Rage, Letter Fury, Bite Attack

Alignment

Chaotic Evil

Deity

Lamashtu

Location

Swamp

Languages

Goblin (Barely)

Occupation

Eat things

Homepage URL

Brinestump Marsh

Strength 16
Dexterity 12
Constitution 12
Intelligence 8
Wisdom 12
Charisma 6

About Ghir Omnomnom

GHIR SING YOU SONG NOW:

GHIR
GHIR BITE
GHIR BITE YOU
HOPE YOU TASTY

Appearance:
Ghir is a Goblin of average height and weight, a somewhat blue coloration, and a big head full of very large, sharp teeth. His jaw muscles are highly overdeveloped, which make his already formidable sized skull seem even larger. Ghir is adorned with a set of ramshackle wooden armor and a bucket-lid wooden shield. When enraged, Ghir’s deep-set eyes turn a blood red and he begins drooling uncontrollably.

What Ghir Remembers:

“Little Ghir had two Big Ghirs watching over Little Ghir. Then Longshanks with white moss on face read (his face contorts, and he shudders) WORDS FROM PAPER! Big light happen and Big Ghirs fall down, not get back up. But Longshanks not see Little Ghir. Little Ghir get hungry and eat Big Ghirs. Very tasty. Very warm.



Little Ghir wander around for loooong time, eat lots of things. Find two Licktoads. One say, ‘What you name,’ but Ghir was hungry and bit Licktoad’s leg. Tasty. Licktoads knock Ghir out, take to Chief Gutwad, who say Ghir can stay with Licktoads as long as Ghir no eat Licktoads. Ghir think this good deal. Ghir stay. Sleep with Gobby Dogs. Eat lots of things.”

What actually happened:

An older Wizard named Ezren, who looked particularly feeble and easy prey to Ghirs parents, was ambushed by them on the side of the road. Seeing them coming from some feet away, Ezren pulls out a Scroll of Burning Hands, burns the young Goblin’s parents to a crisp, and continues on his way. Ghir, suffering from his species’ brutal metabolism, is unable to resist the amount of meat that has been laid before him. Truly having a full stomach for the first time, this began Ghir’s taste for flesh.

Ghir wandered for a decade in the woods and swamps of Varisia, mostly eating carrion, sharpening his teeth and strengthening his powerful jaw as he snapped bones to suck out the marrow.

As he grew older, he fashioned a sort of make-shift suit of armor out of wood, and used the lid of a barrel to form a heavy shield. Adorned as such was how the Licktoads found him. 

Having lived in solitude for so long, Ghir’s grasp of the Goblin language had slipped, and upon asking him to identify himself, Ghir didn’t understand. He did remember how good Goblin flesh had tasted to him from all those years ago. Due to the timing of how quickly he tried to take a chunk of flesh out of one of the Goblin’s thighs, Ghir's exclamation of “GRRRRRR OMNOMNOM” was taken as his answer to their question of "Who are you?" The name stuck.

The two Licktoads beat Ghir senseless and brought him before Chief Gutwad, who brokered a deal with Ghir: If Ghir promised not to eat Licktoads and their Goblin-Dogs, he could eat anything else he wanted, including what food they would get in raids. Ghir’s mouth watered at Gutwad’s description of the spoils of battle, and agreed wholeheartedly.

Since then, Ghir has been living with the Goblin Dogs in their pens and happily scavenging for new bones to eat. This new development with Scribbleface, though, caused him to relive the fear of watching his parents being killed by magic, causing him to lead the charge in punishing the Writer for his misdeeds. Who knows what magic those horrible words could bring forth?


Crunch(y):

GHIR OMNOMNOM
Goblin barbarian (feral gnasher) 1 (Pathfinder RPG Advanced Race Guide 116, Pathfinder RPG Bestiary 156)
CE Small humanoid (goblinoid)
Init +1; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +5
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Defense
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AC 17, touch 12, flat-footed 16 (+3 armor, +1 Dex, +2 shield, +1 size)
hp 13 (1d12+1)
Fort +3, Ref +1, Will +1
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Offense
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Speed 30 ft.
Melee unarmed strike +5 (1d2+3 nonlethal) or
. . bite +5 (1d6+4)
Special Attacks rage (5 rounds/day)
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Statistics
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Str 16, Dex 12, Con 12, Int 8, Wis 12, Cha 6
Base Atk +1; CMB +3; CMD 14
Feats Letter Fury: If someone reads or writes in your presence, get a free round of rage as immediate action. Must wait 1 minute after rage is finished to use again.
Traits: Balloon Headed,
Skills Acrobatics +5, Climb +7, Perception +6, -8 To Escape Artist to fit in small spaces
Languages Goblin
Combat Gear mellowroot[ARG], stillgut[ARG]; Other Gear wooden armor[APG], heavy wooden shield, 3 gp
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Special Abilities
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Darkvision (60 feet) You can see in the dark (black and white only).
Rage (5 rounds/day) (Ex) +4 Str, +4 Con, +2 to Will saves, -2 to AC when enraged.