G'darm Youn's page

G'Darm finally become Bird Knight. 'Lance Corporal Youn' have nice ring.

G'Darm have no problem wearing two goggles, but no goggles fit on G'Darm's head. Also, G'Darm sorry about eating last goggles.

Boss say G'Darm patterned after Indrebdible Hulk from thing called Super Hero Squad Show. G'Darm not sure what that mean.

Boss also say G'Darm predate brawler class. G'Darm brawl plenty . . .

G'Darm think Lady Ostila and Crusade have problem with dead slaves.

"All that food salty -- not good for doggie. Doggie like turkey?"

G'Darm tosses a couple of drumsticks to the canine.

The massive warrior's face looks more slack-jawed than usual at the sight of the cart.

"Uh . . . G'Darm no order oysters or doggie. Who want so much stuff?"

The half-orc scratches his misshapen head.

"Making slaves not bad all the time!? So G'Darm should have left slave guy's door not broke? G'Darm confused."

"Talk of ethics make G'Darm's head hurt. Where bad guys for G'Darm to smash?"

"Bad guys kill village and then make slaves? That awful -- G'Darm smash bad guys!"

The enormous warrior slams his flail into the ground, shattering several floor tiles.

"Oops. G'Darm sorry."

Good question! Why G'Darm sent to temple in rug? Not even turkey at magic table!

"This would probably be a wise suggestion. Perhaps we should take down the dart boards while we're at it, too?

A careful, measured path gets one to the end of a journey much more efficiently than a random charge. Given the magnitude of the task ahead of us, we should always consider the ripples of the stones we throw."

Ooh! G'Darm like throwing stones. Fun splashy noises! Wei Ji have stones to throw? Where biggest fountain for throwing?

Monroe Stonewall quickly makes his way to the room after hearing about the destruction of the room.

.... By Cayden's Codpiece, what happened!? Don't tell me it was another crazed half-orc running around.

G'Darm pokes his head up from the wreckage, where he has apparently been stuffing turkey legs from the occasion into his pack.

Crazed? What G'Darm do now? Turkey for taking, right?

G'Darm like cookies! Not know if G'Darm like Dodo. Taste like turkey?

G'Darm feel special.

G'Darm have fun hitting bad guys with Stunnederpips. Want some turkey?

HAR! CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

G'Darm think Lumberhips need to calm down. Have some of G'Darm's turkey.

The massive half-orc pulls a turkey drumstick out of his pack and offers it. His brow furrows for a moment, as if he is trying to remember something.

G'Darm sorry! G'Darm forget manners. G'Darm have plenty of turkey for everybody!

A truly mind-blowing quantity of turkey is produced for all to share.

Heh.

But back to the topic at hand.

You don't have to wait for Maldris's seal of approval to go after slavers. You just have to get in and out before the guards show up.

G'Darm need seal to hit bad guys? Where G'Darm get seal? G'Darm need fish to keep seal happy?

G'Darm sorry. G'Darm have weapon cord now!

My fellow sons and daughters of freedom are going to spend more time fighting the real evils in the world, and less time mucking about in petty politics?

I'll drink to that.

Even with Cayden's blessing, mounting a one-woman crusade is exhausting, it'll be good to have some help.

- Mariah Turner, Anointed of Cayden Cailean

Why Mariah climb crusade? Need G'Darm give boostie?

G'Darm not remember names of bad guys G'Darm smash. G'Darm seem to have right idea.

Sorry, Thaddeus. G'Darm have turkey; want some?

Sheli nice lady for helping G'Darm carry more turkey on road. Now G'Darm have to stop getting sick so G'Darm can afford mabsterwork packback.

Freaking diseases and antiplague . . .

G'Darm, if you want a masterwork backpack, get one. I expect a strapping young Eagle like you probably doesn't need one, but they really do help carry things.

Oooh -- more room for turkey!? G'Darm like having plenty of turkey.

G'Darm never get makserwork packback. What G'Darm do wrong?

Better, friend. You can now crush Chelaxian skulls, with no need to worry that your fellows might cry and whine about working together for the Society and fairness.

So G'Darm still hit bad guys? Okey-dokey. Keep telling G'Darm who bad guys are.

G'Darm confused. Can G'Darm still become Bird Knight? G'Darm like Bird Knights . . .

G'Darm can read, but big words hurt G'Darm's head. G'Darm give big-word papers to smart guys while G'Darm go back to turkey leg.

Garble Facechomper wrote:

BADWRONGFUNZIES!

Now Garble, are you sure that you're smart enough to participate in this big boy conversation? ;)

G'Darm talk like big boy. G'Darm even has big boy pants!