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Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

"Well, Garborn can make it's bite acidic, but thinks not what pretty lady have in mind eh? Gyahahahahaha!"


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

"Remember, Garborn IS Druid. If make peace offering with food, might be able to befriend Croc, leave to Garborn! Gyahahahaha!
And, if fail, well, we try fighting maybe.
Will see how goes."


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

"Garborn have two ideas, one idea, we use corpse of lizardman to lure to shore and attack.
Second plan, feed enemy with ALL corpses until sleepy, then sneak by."


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

"Garborn wonder, saw no other way through...
Might not be possible to avoid, but CAN perhaps draw enemy out?
If fighting on land, we fight full strength at least."


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

"Out of water! Big danger lurks below!"

Garborn begins to follow his own advice, but he makes sure to do it slowly, as to not alert the big predator.

"Careful, do like Garborn, not panic, not draw attention."


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

"Heh, lord is optimist, good! Need that spirit when next fight come."

Perception: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (17) + 13 = 30


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

"Even with victory, sound travel well in caverns, not be able to hide for long.
Take time now to heal wounds if can."


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

AoO: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8

Garborn swings wildly as the Lizardman retreats, then he makes it the newest target for a lightning bolt.

Lightning Bolt: 3d6 ⇒ (4, 1, 1) = 6

And finally, he strikes at the annoying pest that keeps PUSHING at him.

Attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (15) + 7 = 22
Damage: 1d10 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

AoO: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9

Garborn, once again using his speed to multi task, first sends another bolt of lightning into the big guy, then he strikes at the lizardman in front of him.

Ligtning boltt: 3d6 ⇒ (2, 3, 1) = 6
Attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17
Damage: 1d10 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

Garborn, while not the sharpest, still posses a large amount of common sense, and he quickly realizes that while taking out the largest threat is a good idea, allowing the chaff to run free as they will isn't idea as they could whittle the party down that way.
So he decides to use his newfound speed to do some whittling of his own.

So he draws and swings his great-club at the enemy in front, then at the very zenith of the arc, he lets go with one hand and snaps his fingers, sending another bolt of lightning into the large lizardman.

Attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (14) + 7 = 21
Damage: 1d10 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
Lighting bolt: 3d6 ⇒ (5, 2, 6) = 13


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

Garborn grins, holds out a fist and snaps his fingers, making sure the index finger is aimed at the big lizardman at the end.
And as he does, a strike of lighting arches down from the roof.

Damage: 3d6 ⇒ (3, 3, 3) = 9


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

Garborn isn't a man for grand plans or strategies, while not stupid, his personality is mostly made up of homespun wisdom and a gregarious personality.
As such, he quickly realizes his go to strategy isn't the most suitable at the moment, and he falls back on another simple plan.
Namely quickly take a step back to give room for Marisol and to cast another spell.

"Oh sky father, grant Garborn a measure of your wrath!"

5' step back, then call lightning.


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

Initiative: 1d20 ⇒ 3

Yeah, that follows...

Garborn is more than a little taken aback by the very twisted reasoning on display here.

"Erm...Garborn said we FREED them...has...has lizardman been hit in head often? Pretty stupid..."

Glancing at the others, He chuckles a little.
"Not hit this one in head, must be like rock! Gyahahahahaha!"


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

Garborn grins, but it's even less pleasant now.
"Kill tribe to save tribe not make sense? but, why you so sure you not have to do so now? Why you so sure they take you back? WE free them from Vesket, not you. Why you so sure they side with you over us? We've proven we can aid, you left.
Who they trust? Think hard now, ask question well."


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

"Wiser than Garborn? Gyahahahahaha! Foolish talk! What is wiser than druid of green faith? Garborn defend nature, but...nature also defend Garborn."

Garborn grins, but it's a less than friendly grin now.
"If enemy of Garborn, enemy of nature. Every tree, a possible trap, ever bog suddenly deep and dangerous. Every animal, spy to tell Garborn all secrets."


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

"Remember, tribe agree to peace with us, will Ssjarlith and S'kar honor deal?"


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

"Tribe deceived by corpselight, Will O' Wisp. We defeat corpselight and then Vesket. Tribe grateful, swore friendship.
Talk about alliance, but talk for later, tribe busy now, rebuilding."

It wasn't strictly true that there had been friendship sworn, but if these lizards were to rejoin the tribe, it wouldn't hurt if they thought highly of the situation from the start.

Besides, it wasn't STRICTLY untrue either now was it...


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

"Yes, we not seek conflict, only end hate. Come in peace!"

Assist other: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

Initiative: 1d20 ⇒ 1

Woho! look at 'em go!


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

Survival: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (10) + 14 = 24

Garborns mouth movies silently as he counts the tracks.
"Hmm, Garborn count...one dozen tracks. Well, one dozen different tacks.
One here, limp in left leg, one here, bigger stride, one here, unique foot..."


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

Garborn chuckles a little and claps Vladimir on his shoulder in return.
"Garborn not have lords way with words, should listen closely and learn how to have silver tongue like him!"


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

"Not impossible, Druidic magic not as focused on healing as clerical, but we do have spells for curing diseases.
And Garborn can pray for it after rest.
Must somehow convince Ssjarith to be cured of course. Also, whole tribe, could take long time.
Garborn not mind though."


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

"Sleep well, tree friend."

Garborn turns to the others, frowning slightly, an odd look on the normally jovial druids face.

"Strange tidings, tribe not a threat, treant says all tribe except Ssjarith and S'kar very sick, unable to go anywhere.
Also say Ssjarith mad, angry and sick, not likely to want to talk.
Must try, but...
Sad to say, Garborn think battle maybe not possible to avoid.
What say others?"


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

Garborn frowns, this was an unexpected turn of events.
Before speaking, Garborn considered, weighing the information he had and what it could all mean.
"Garborn think maybe been lied to, other lizards warned of Ssjarlith, called her witch, said she almost destroyed tribe.
Garborn wonder if maybe they hope we kill her...
Listen tree friend, Garborn want to speak to Ssjarlith, find out who is speaking truth.
Garborn swear, on bond as druid, will not attack Ssjarlith except to defend own life and life of friends.
Deal?"


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

"Is she friend, or is she using friend? If tribe so weak, why make war? But if backed by mighty tree friend, not so weak, no?
If weak, if sick, if caring about tribe, why not rest, try to heal, why fight?
Make no sense to Garborn, make sense to tree friend?"


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

"Think tree friend, vengeance feel empty yes? Many die, but not all cutters no? Some have mates too, suffer now, like you.
Have children too maybe...err...saplings you call?
And you, suffering Bark Blight, maybe GIVEN too you, to confuse mind, no?
Ssjarlith maybe no friend, and if allowed to unchallenged, war might come.
Want to prevent suffering! Want to stop war, killing and pain.
Think tree friend, Garborn's word make sense?"


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

"Sleep tree friend, we not enemies.
Go to sleep, Garborn will come back, talk more to tree friend later.
For now, must seek to talk to others.
Must seek to talk to others who rest, have many...questions for them."

Might not be wise to reveal as much as I have, but he'd have noticed if we made a lot of sounds inside.
Let's see if he is amendable to just letting us pass him by.


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

Knowledge: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (12) + 10 = 22

Garborn grins and thumps a fist against his chest.
"Garborn always happy to help, what tree friend need?"


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

Garborn stands his ground and keeps speaking in Sylvan, seeing as how the Treant is using it as well.

"Hah, Garborn not scare easily tree friend, after all, Garborn is druid of green faith.
Who better than Garborn to call nature friend?
look at Garborn tree friend, you not see enemy!"

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

Knowledge: Nature: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 10 = 25

Garborn frowns and runs a hand through his beard for a moment as he studies the approaching tree.

"Is not no, looks like...Treant, but sick. Look, walking confused.
While Treant normally nice, this one look confused. Might not be friendly, sick in mind.
Still, allow Garborn to try..."

Garborn approaches a litlte closer, ahead of the others, then he hails the Treant using it's own native language.


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

"Big and bold, sounds good to Garborn, most suitable to his size anyway, gyahahahahaha!"


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

"Good! Positive thinking, optimistic spirit! Open mind and life surprise you yet.
Make friend Nico into believer yet!"


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

"If seen, can also be overheard.
Maybe not good idea to discuss plans in open? Still, Garborn suspect best approach to play by ear, if you not know plan, then enemy not able to predict plan."


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

Garborn gets down on his hands and knees for a moment sniffing at the ground like a massive bear or hound.
"Garborn not know, smell musk, acquired taste.
Not for everyone, but Garborn not one to judge."

Standing up, he wipes his hands on his chest with a big grin and a chuckle.
"Lizard ladies cold blooded, but very affectionate if you warm."

He glances over at Nico for a moment and grins even wider.
"Like tall men, more man to warm them. Maybe no need to fight, friend Nico seduce Ssjarlith and no worries, GYAHAHAHAHA!"


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

Yup, let us be efficient!


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

"Hehe, sunny disposition! Never fear friend, if new problem comes, we just punch harder next time!"


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

Garborn looks back at Vladimir when he asks his question, in response he grins and hefts his greatclub over his shoulder.
"Lord has right, not have unfinished business before go to bed in town."


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

"Action always have consequence.
Life not big on being predictable, so not always what you expect in end."


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

Garborn runs a hand over his beard and chuckles.
"Sounds like fun, more fighting to do. Where is dark oak caves? Maybe find them there, make things easy for them, sure to come for us eventually after all."


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

Garborn nods, it was true after all, and he didn't see much of a reason to deny it.
"Yes, Vesket kill and kidnap humans, when asked to give kidnapped child back, refused.
Vesket also servant of evil spirit. Garborn not lie, can ask shaman of tribe, will back Garborns words up."


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

Garborn considers for a moment, unsure if he should perhaps take the form of an animal and swim closer? But then he could not communicate...
Instead he crosses his arms over his chest, sucks in a deep lungful and calls out loudly.

"NO USE HIDING, GARBORN SEES YOU, COME, TALK!"


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

"Well, sometimes, taking initiative is best!"

Garborn stops his horse, climbs down, and walks over to the ripples.
He does so with a big grin, and no sign of fear at all.


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

"Lizardfolks? Yes, swimming under water.
Might be scouts, keeping eye on us, for now, maybe no danger, just keeping us under watch until leave territory.
Can always hope."


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

"Xa...Xan....Xan....thuun?"
Garborns brows furrows as he struggles to read the name for a moment, then she shrugs, not recognizing it one bit.

"No, Garborn never heard name before, also not remembering statue. Strange, hard to miss, almost as hard as Garborn himself."


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

"In time, with apex predator gone, other animals return, balance of life restored.
Or, maybe we turn land into farmland? Also circle of life.
Probably farmland, close enough to city, easier to protect.
Garborn also think, much fishing, seafood become staple of local diet.
Should make some good recipes for that."


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

"Hmm, interesting. Drake had victims already.
Looks like some need little care, but still function.
Well, we done good work again.
Guess time to continue mapping then?"


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

Garborn chews a piece of meat slowly and contemplates the texture as he does.
"Hmm, need tenderizing, next time fight drake, maybe kill using clubs yes? Gyahahahaha!"

"Garborn thinks Wyvern better, still not know about dragon obviously.
Meat with texture like drake, need slow cooking Garborn thinks, overnight, in beer!
Yes, chop in large chunks, fry with cream and butter, slow cook in beer, serve with currant jelly and mash made from sprouts, potatoes and onions."

Scratching his beard for a moment, he considers further.
"But not likely find drake again easily, still want to cook.
Hmm, need good replacement meat to try. Boar maybe? Yes, commission hunters to bring in whole board when get back to town.
Make meal for whole council."


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

"Little bit steak, little bit stew. Better that way.
Garborn not think spit roasting fun unless for big crowd, and good friends you be, but too few."

Cutting off a particularly tasty looking morsel, Garborn chuckles a little.
"Besides, we eat our fill, leave the rest to forest animals, they prefer meat raw."


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

Survival: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (6) + 14 = 20

As Garborn works, blood up to his elbows, he whistles merrily, clearly not bothered in the least.
"Garborn wonder, maybe one day, fight proper dragon? Of course, would eat dragon as well if so.
Compare dragon, drake and wyvern in memoirs, GYAHAHAHAHAHA!"


Male Human Druid 5 HP 38/38 | AC 15(16) T 10 FF 15 | Ft +6 Rf +1 Wi +8 | Init +0 | Perc +13

As the Drake falls, Garborn raises his arm high into the air.
In response, the six elementals whirl down and dance around him for a moment, sending his cloak and beard whipping in the wind while he laughs uproariously.
Then he dismisses them back to the plane of air.

"Prey, hunted."
Rubbing his hands, he grins and then retrieves his skinning knife.
"Wyvern was tasty, yes? Let us try drake now!"

Full Name

Daniel DeStephen

Race

Chelish

Classes/Levels

Bard 1, Oracle 7 (Nature), Ranger 3 (Urban)

Gender

Male

Size

A wiry 6'0", 135 pds

Age

40

Special Abilities

Blind-Chef (May prepare and cook food with eyes closed)

Alignment

Lawful Good with Neutral Tendencies

Deity

There is no Dana only Zuul.

Location

New Orleans

Languages

English, Spanish, a smattering of Hebrew and Lakota

Occupation

Professional Chef

Strength 11
Dexterity 16
Constitution 8
Intelligence 14
Wisdom 17
Charisma 12

About Rakshaka

Campaigns ran/completed:
Age Of Worms:Ran 2 Times, Completed Path Once
Savage Tide: Played through twice in its entirety
Rise of the Ruinlords: Ran Once, Completed Path, Currently running a second time.
Council of Thieves: Running, Completed, See my Review
Kingmaker: Currently Playing, Module 6/6
Legacy of Fire: Module 4/6, Campaign on hold indefinitely
Carrion Crown: Ran and completed
Other RPGs: Star Wars D6 [2+1/2 year campaign]
Werewolf (2nd Ed) [2 year campaign]
Rifts and Shadowrun (90's rpg-ing)

I am a semi-professional cook lucky enough to have a great gaming group that meets twice a week for different Pathfinder experiences. I also enjoy playing Bass Guitar, camping, reading when possible, and painting.

I am a huge Star Wars fan who also occasionally likes to throw-down in Overwatch or disappear into Skyrim. To me, the narrative of the story is most important; what the story is trying to tell, how its doing it, and why.