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** spoiler omitted ** Spoiler: Did you send yourself any evidence for the future on your PDC?
Chuckles, Whoo, & Whatt you have been decanted to Debriefing. Apparently there was some sort of ambush, somehow Liam survived, and is sitting at the head of the table with James-U-SSR. "Team, it appears the Commies were too much for your group. Please file your reports, I have dispatched a Vulture Squad to clean-up after you." he says disappointedly, "I have also assigned a new unit to investigate the communication interruption. I'll see about assigning you something more simple, perhaps a milk run."
Liam, Spoiler: Your burns hurt, but they're not deadly, as your vision clears, the flame globes go out pretty quick, Whatt and Chuckles seem to be unconscious, and whoo is headless. Communications must be out, or there would be replacement clones here by now. You going to attempt to finish the others off? It is always best to be the only one alive at debriefing.
Whoo: Spoiler: Sorry bout your early death, wasn't my call LoL
Liam: Spoiler:
Your sight begins to recover. Though the darkness and all the black spots in your vision make it so you can make out almost nothing. Chuckles: Spoiler:
We'll see... Whatt: Spoiler: Your brain hurts muchly
Spoiler: Actually with that 1 on the power roll, you saw everything, life, the universe everything...but it was too much and it went all white noise on you. Go Ahead and look at everyone's gear on their sheets, but only for 3 seconds...LOL
Chuckles: Spoiler:
You're knocked out by a killer migraine. You're brain is maimed... Liam: Spoiler:
You hear two more bodies hit the floor. Whatt: Spoiler: You're knocked out by a killer migraine. Your brain is maimed...
Chuckles: Spoiler: You shoot yourself in the foot with an incendiary round? With that 17 for a roll, you're saved from maiming yourself when the slugthrower jams, white phosphorous begins to leak out of the barrel, and the magazine cartridge, in about 4 seconds the gun is going to be a molten pile of slag...Man, you're going to have to explain where the slug-thrower is when you get debriefed.
Whatt: Spoiler: "you hear your PDC beeping that you have a message"
GM:** spoiler omitted ** Spoiler: I'll have to work the mental blast into the later posts, so it's not so obviously from you
Spoiler: Heh, I knew that was coming, roll your d20 please.
The scene goes from high noon at midnight in tombstone, to one of pure chaos, everyone is shouting over each other, the light swings toward the vents as it captures the maniacal machinations of your Happiness Officer, the slugthrower is swinging every which way, as the light shines on the vent, shots ring out, everyone is blinded by the white phosphorous rounds striking the vents and flaring up, you suddenly hear someone begin to scream in pain, dozens of rounds fly about the room, You hear one pierce a thin piece of plastic, then suddenly there's a extreme heat to your right sides...a burning heat as the Fire retardant material of the flame globes cases suddenly catches fire...little too much napalm in the retardant... Whoo: Spoiler:
You get shot in the face with an incendiary round. Your next clone will be dispatched in time for debriefing. Liam: Spoiler:
You're blinded currently, you fell down as you jumped back from the flame globes, and fell over something. You're also wounded by the searing bits of White Phosphorous falling from the ceiling. Whatt: Spoiler:
You're blinded, you see a "negative of the keypad in your vision, but that's fading to white now. Chuckles: Spoiler:
Your vision is gone, but you can now make out everything with your XRay vision. Liam fell over the headless Whoo; Whatt is still standing near the keypad for the door. You took a wound from the bits of falling white phosphorous. You hear several botbrains screeching "What happened? My visual sensors are malfunctioning. GM Spoiler: All electronics were overloaded by the brilliant flashes.
Whatt: Spoiler:
You start tapping on the keys, nothing, you use your PDC to get some faint light on the panel, it appears there's no power to the panel... Liam: Spoiler:
You fiddle with your camera and get the light to turn on. A Light shines into the room, illuminating papers blowing around from the AC units, you note the room to be quite chilly. Whoo: Spoiler:
Paranoia! post for the sake of posting
Chuckles: Spoiler: There's no movement beyond the papers blowing around.
Whoo: Spoiler: It would be insubordinate to not be in the room with Chuckles, as you were given orders by your team leader...did you enter?
Liam: yes [spoiler]you have to turn it on though, and figure out where the light is. Whatt's hand flamer has a pinpoint light for the primer flame. Chuckles: Not that you can tell Whatt: The door doesn't open Go ahead and post all visual information in ]spoilers[ since it's dark...
Chuckles: Spoiler:
THAT WAS AWESOME!!! WHAT A FRAKING GREAT DESCRIPTION! 10PP!! heh. You sense NOTHING, with your X-Ray vision...the room is empty except for some papers blowing around in the AC. The door slides open Chuckles slithers forward as Whoo covers him, Such efficiency is rarely seen, the room is completely black and no lights are on. you think you see some movement inside the room from the light from the hallway. The door closes from the hallway, leaving you in complete darkness...
Team Leader, please go ahead and make you plan for the assault.
Chuckles, Whatt, Liam Spoiler: 2 skill points for having stuck with the game...or choose a new "specialized" skill.
Chuckles
Whoops are you still lurking around? I will assume the others got lost on the way to this door, so IF you've been gone to do Real life, and want to jump back in, feel free to come jogging around the corner.
Spoiler: OK You think you have it figured out...
Xanitrick (Wakey-Wakey) tablet (IR) Black with a Big Red O on it. about 400 pills
So, no one is interested in playing the most fun game in the world? Backstabbing other players, being completely silly and not caring about the real mission, all you really care about is your secret society and not letting the computer find out you're really a treasonous mutant, while trying to prove the rest of the team is composed of traitorous mutants who sabotaged the mission! Everyone who doesn't join the game is a traitorous mutant commie scum, go execute yourself... Have a nice day..
The hallway is completely silent for a moment after Whoo-R-You-1 arrives. Showtime!
Whatt: Spoiler: You recieve a coded message on your PDC; Congratulations brother on your promotion to Team Leader, All praise upon the glorious wisdom of our Savior who art in the Complex; as a result of your glorious promotion, you have been promoted within the hierarchy of the society, and we will work hard to get you promoted to Orange Clearance upon completion of your mission to wipe out the commie cell.
Liam: Spoiler: You recieve a new coded message on your PDC: This mission MUST NOT SUCCEED! Sabotage the mission at all costs.
Chuckles: Spoiler: You receive a coded message from the Your real secret society, Eliminate all troubleshooters on your team, yourself included if necessary, however, make it look like an accident, with no ties to you.
Whatt: You receive orders to wait for back-up as you reach the door.
Spoiler: Now why would i remove such a fun device from you like an experimental weapon...I mean...ANYTHING could happen...
I need at least one more player to keep my game going efficiently. I still have 3 full-time players, I need one more, and would like 3 more.
Liam: Spoiler: no he's not tripping you...he's just a spaz...if he said he tripped you, yes...heh.
Chuckles: Spoiler: You're not entirely sure, but perhaps if you contact your secret society with a description of the mannerisms, they could help.
Whatt sets off at a furious pace...It's as if the Computer itself is looking over his shoulder, his stride is purposeful and his demeanor is computery than thou! Such Zaelotry you've never seen before!
Spoiler: Maaaaaay...bee?
Spoiler: You're able to find quite a lot of Commie activity reports...the most recent appears to be linked with a mission alert dated 2 hours ago to a Sam-O-SPD-1. Hmm...down 1 level, down access hallway 1X-Orange-317.
Well it's that time again, I've lost a couple more players in my Paranoia game, I'm trying to keep it at 6 players, so each MDB is full...so if you're looking to laugh and backstab your "friends" let me know...
Liam stops recording the Ultraviolet citizen long enough to get a good shot of Sam getting dragged away. He then focuses in on Whatt's face. "And thus, the mantle of Team Leader has been passed, and the hunt shall continue." Spoiler: NICE! 2PP for the discovery channel feel
As if on cue, Whatt's PDC beeps an email receipt. Spoiler: "LOYALTY IS FUTILE!" - The computer
Spoiler: 3 PP for your shenanigans oh mighty chuckles!
Whatt: Spoiler: Excellent note, make sure you have proof...
Whatt: You receive another message on your PDC: Spoiler: "THE ALL KNOWING COMPUTER HAS TURNED A BLIND EYE ON YOUR POINTLESS EXISTENCE!" You Friend the Computer.
MWUAHAHAHHAHHHAHAH Liam: Spoiler: yes |