Ratfolk Troubleshooter

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5 posts. Organized Play character for Wei Ji the Learner.


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"When you see brief informational tidbits like this, it's clear that the Society doesn't know how to plan a heist, and why Datch was able to pull off all the things she did. It's always 'quick get in, get out' sorts of jobs, when some of the grabs would work better spaced over a couple of weeks or months of observation."

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"I didn't do that! It's way too unprofessional!"

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"Always know who you're stealing from."

"If you don't know who you're stealing from, FIND OUT."

"If you can't find out who you're stealing from, try to avoid taking the job if you can. When things get that complicated the chances of being in a crossfire increase exponentially."

"Don't steal anything unless you can move it easily. Don't get pinned down by greed."

"Famous is bad. But if you're going to be famous, be so famous that people cheer you on instead of shooting at you."

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A well-dressed ysoki straightens her well-crafted professional thief outfit.

"Mental survival is the toughest part, especially when one keeps getting thrown into missions without the proper amount of time to prepare for them correctly. Compared to physical recovery, mental recovery takes longer and costs more. Not saying 'hug a vet' here, but be ready for them. They've been through the sorts of Hell that no sane person would enter willingly."

As she ends that her features take on a bit of a haunted expression and a very long stare at nothing in particular.

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"Being 'evil' is over-rated. Piss off too many marks and they start putting bounties on your head, or making security systems designed specifically to capture you. Usually on high-risk targets that all but beg to be... acquired."