"Da an' I live right insid-a tha woods. It's really great in our house, it's really big. Da hunts for whatever he can find, but he says that the logging keeps scaring stuff off.
"Ma died when I was real small. I mean reeeeaaaal small. Da says I'm all he's got left and he worries about me. I don't know why he worries. I never get caught. Well, almost never. Besides, I gots people looking out for me.
"I go out wif him sometimes. He shows me things. I know what deer poop looks like and how it's different from 'coon poop.
"What do I like to do? There's a cave nearby and I swear I'm going in it next time. I wanna find out what that noise is. Also, Da takes me to Erastil's shrine out in the woods. I like it out there. Sometimes there's a priest and he tells me stuff.
"He thinks maybe Erastil likes me, but I'm not really sure what that means."
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Fred'ick CR 0
Male Human Commoner 1
NG Small Humanoid (Human)
DEFENSE
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Init +3; Senses Perception +4
AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 11. . (+3 Dex, +1 size)
hp 5 (6-1)
Fort -1, Ref +3, Will +2
OFFENSE
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Spd 30 ft.
BAB+0CMB -1; CMD 12
Melee Unarmed +0 (1d2-1/20/x2)
Ranged Throw a rock +0 (1d2+0/20/x2)
Skills
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Acrobatics +3
Climb -1
Diplomacy +0
Escape Artist +3
Perception +4
Sense Motive +6
Sleight of Hand +3
Stealth +3
Survival +2
Swim -1
Feats
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Extra traits
Traits
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Hunter's Eye, "Farmer Jozet is EVIL!", "I know a trick!" (Create Water / at-will)
Major Gear
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Cloth Shirt of Invincible: +11 to "Armorness"
Britches of 1,000 patches
Hat of Disguis-ing messy hair (brownish)