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When we thought the worst had come to pass
But he's so damned frustrating!
Cowards? COWARDS!? The five of us have trekked across the Stolen Lands, crushing any who sought to oppose us beneath our heel. We've thwarted THREE attempts that your forces have made at undoing our work and vanquished the Songspawn! We have been running ourselves into the ground while you've waited in your hole until someone made a move. I commend your strategy, but at this point in your crusade, you've neglected to deal with us for so long that we have only grown stronger from your failed efforts!
I'd at first asked for simple advice, though if Elegy gets to study under Akiniyi and her kin for her new form, then I should be permitted a tutor as well.
At this point, one of us dying hardly surprises me anymore. It seems to be a streak of bad luck...or momentary lapses of judgment. Or a combination of the two.
Elegy, we need more Elementals like that on hand for future encounters.
Think of what could be learned from all this! The treasures we can find! The horrors we can destroy! The secrets just waiting to be discovered! Why had we not explored this earlier?
That's all part of the fun! Honestly if we were just fighting more boring old trolls and bandits this dungeon wouldn't be nearly as interesting.
A dark and mysterious lair that defies logic, horrid abominations who use sound to disorient us, tense combat within narrow spaces, artifacts of alien origin and unknown purpose, and even more mysteries and dangers await us the higher we climb... Oh it has been too long since I felt this much excitement!
Why did it have to be fey, why did it have to be fey, why did it have to be fey......
Elegy's always bothering me with, "Errol, you're too arrogant, you're becoming a liability. Stop trying to start conflicts when I am negotiating." Well guess what? *I* wasn't the one who started the fight because *I* didn't want to fight my way off an island of angry lizards. *I* was willing to negotiate with Vesket because he seemed pretty reasonable for a giant lizard who could crush our skulls in his scaly claws. But no, Miss Dances-With-Fairies was the instigator this time and the horse killed the chief before we could clear up any misunderstandings. So really, who's the problematic one now? Huh? Not me! Well, I had my fun at least, and it got Red to shut up.
I honestly don't see how anyone can be afraid of someone like this trying to take over our kingdom.
I was protecting the party! Imagine if it had attacked while you were all sleeping! Be grateful I was on watch to prevent such a problem.
It was not my fault they smelled the blood of their fallen brother on me.
You had the chance to bathe in the hot springs, but nooooo, you're much too stuck up for that.
As I said, he can take it up with the horse while I hit him with magic from a safe distance.
We have now proven that we are the true masters of this land and I dare anyone who would challenge us to take it up with our Horse Man. |
