I play a wizard based on the best wizzard that ever lived Rincewind and i need some advice as to how to make a walking chest like the one that he has.
I don't want it to attack or anything, just carry around my clothes (and cleaning them when they are inside it of cource) and more stuff, follow me around and when in danger get away and come back when everything is ok... giving angry looks at people is a plus.
I have the Craft Wondrous Item Feat but i really don't want to spend 2 more feats to get craft constract since it is mainly for RP and fluff reasons.
So any advice or ideas on how to make this, what spells do i need and how much will it cost.
I'm 6th level now but i can wait. What i have so far is that i'll need
1.secret chest
2.propably unseen sevant (or prestigitation and mending) to clean stuff up
3.i was thinking about using Mount for movement
4.burning gaze for the angry looks that it give not damage.
Please help