Eldric the Pyromancer's page

Stop copying my life story

Terrible ? You calling me terrible ?

[starts epic summoning of things best left unspoken that round ears ARE NOT MEANT TO KNOW]

Hiya there !

Someone called me ? I am the one and true Pyromancer. Ignore all imitations. Especially that Elric guy. So frustrating and unoriginal.

I keep hearing that there's some fool whose adventures are written after ME ! ah ! Pity the fool. I KNOW I'm the original.

Come on guys !
Join, you know you want it !

All those in favor of rolling should go and play Mythus.

It is Gygax at his best, at least as far as randomness goes.

Good dice rolls at character creation and you are a twice Mythic character with the wealth of a kingdom (I saw it once, it was NOT pretty).

It was even worse than Stormbringer where you could have a pauper from Nadsokor in the same party as a Wizard-Prince of Melniboné.

Those were the Dark Ages of RPG. I do not miss them.

What do you mean, you don't miss ME ????

Hell yeah !

In my time only the true folk could read.

Damn'em round eared aliens !