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ha! we've all had the experience, haven't we, of a player being unable to resist and making a joke that will ultimatly be their last.
for instance, my bard had been cornered in a bar by this 7 foot half-orc. it was obvious i would die, but why i said "Are you coming on to me?" is beyond me.
what other idiotic things have people said?

I have seen the top of the mountain! i have lived as few DMs dare to dream!

seriously. for the last week i've been on camp. pretty boring stuff out in the bush; camping, mountain biking, etc. however, one evening we were staying up at Mt Buller. we'd bumped into a couple of uni students, who, as luck would have it, played D&D. so off we went, up to the top of Buller, and played for about 2 hours, behind us the sun setting over the surrounding peaks!
it was magical!

anyone else had a similar experience?

My adventure is beginning to look like an episode of "Touched by Angels". What can I do to make it more exciting?

Long lost twins?

God killing weapons?

What do you think?