I know where you live, monkey-man. Expect pee on you pillow tonight!
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Expect a hairball in your underwear drawer, baby. The cat jokes aren't funny.
You're like Schrodinger's cat, clueless. Watch it, baby! If there is no one else around to observe me, am I really kicking your ass?
That way it's like have an conversation and not having a conversation at the same time, baby.
I don't know... You never know what you're gonna get until you open that box, baby. Meeeeow!
I just dunk them in the paint can. Not funny, you rat-b@st@rd! Someone needs a hairball in thier spaghetti for that comment.
plots urine-centric revenge Of course you aren't, canid, but at least you recognize your betters. /slinks over to windowsill, hops up, stetches out languidly.
/Runs beneath kitchen table, licks shoulder vigorously, plots urine-centric revenge with a side dish of cold hairball in the middle of your nightly path to the bathroom.
*Aaaaaaaaaaahhh...sweet release! I'm sorry were you saying something?
To Schroedinger I say, "Let the effin' cat out of the box, would ya?" Meow, babies! I'm out and Fab-UUUUU-lous. Take a memo. |