Last week my kingmaker group faced off against an enemy Aldori Swordlord/Urban Barbarian in the zenith of Blood for Blood(she and her group apparently offed Armag right after he offed his own group).
The villain in question wasn't so much a villain as she was a rival(Ex.PC who left after she lost the vote for the right of rulership. She got her own charter and even tried to annex Varnhold when no one was looking) to our kingdom since her kingdom was closer she suffered the brunt of the barbarians attack. To her credit she did ask for assistance and even offered her hand in marriage to our king(fighter). He flat our refused because fighters are terrible politicians.
Back to the battle.
She suckered our Barbarian(7Int,7Wis) into accepting a duel and bluffed him into taking the cursed sword(by tossing it at him). We tried to convince him that it's obviously a trap but he accepted and he promptly failed his save. The now enraged barbarian attacked his now greatest nemesis....our party wizard. The results weren't pretty.
It went downhill from there as the bard ended up riddled with crit arrows as our Fighter engaged the swordlord in an actual duel. I(battle Cleric) had to put down the Barbarian before I could do anything else.
The results. I had to cast calm emotions on the Am Barbarian before he killed me. It worked and I was rewarded with arrows to my torso and promptly face planted the stone floor.
The now calm barbarian realizing the error of his ways punted the sword away and forgot that he had items to heal his downed party members as he engaged the swordlords men at arms.
The fighter whiffed most of his attacks(darn steel net and controlled rage + to dex) and some that managed to hit were crane riposted away. In return the Swordlord began calling shots on his arms(which didn't miss) this proved to be a problem since our fighter loves that claymore of his.
The barbarian took a hint and moved to assist the fighter and almost crit KOed her. She didn't take that lying down as she critted the barbarian back and shattered the Barbarians confidence.
He didn't have many moments to ponder about his newly lost manhood as he took a few arrows to his back and hit the pavement.
Our Fighter finally swallowed his pride and surrendered. If he knew that she was going to castrate and brand him he probably would of fought to the death.
At least she was a good enough sport to have her team stabilize(and pay for the Wizards resurrection)us before deporting us back to our kingdom.
Moral of this lesson. "Hell hath no wrath like a woman scorned" and "If there's a rumor that one of your rivals is heading to take down the BBEG of the AP. Don't assume the BBEG is going to kill her and procrastinate in your newly captured city."
Ungh, I can't wait until we get revenge on her. That was grade SS humiliating. I don't even know how her group snuck past the tombs death traps. I guess that explains why the bird man disappeared(with a smile on his face) on us a little after the first room was cleared.
Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed I and my group getting emasculated by an NPC.
Edit: Oh, the Barbarian player was the one who created the Swordlord. He ditched her because he felt she was too ineffective at killing enemies.