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We're no smurfers to love
You know the smurfs and so do I
A full smurfitment's what I'm smurfing of
You wouldn't get this from any other smurf

I just wanna tell you how I'm smurfing
Gotta make you smurferstand

Never gonna smurf you up
Never gonna smurf you down
Never gonna smurf around and smurf you
Never gonna smurf you cry
Never gonna smurf goodbye
Never gonna smurf a lie and hurt you

We’ve got a pulse. Good job Dr. Heathansson, nurse please tell the family that it looks like their Smurf post is going to pull through after all.

I think Kobold Cleaver needs a big smurf hug... and I think I'm just the smurf to give it to him.

*arms outstretched* Come here buddy.

Little known fact… Bloodsworn Vale contains the new Smurf Village. Sorry James, it had to be said.

Now back to our regularly scheduled message board.

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What happens if the magic word is in my name?