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Do you guys open the stable doors, or light the fire from the outside?

Definitely from the outside.

Dikdik tilts his head on one side, his ears twitching to catch the sound.
"That not horsie!" he announces peevishly, then shrugs. "Burn is burn. It still deaded. It still not smell goblins."

"Dikdik burn horsies. Then they not smell goblins. They just smell ash and fire. then they die, hee-hee!"

Dikdik reaches into his bag and pulls out a vial of fire-making water, then starts walking over towards the horse-place.

"Toads burn quick. Not so much fun, not like pinkskins. Can we burn yet?"

Yeah, sorry, I was doing it from my kindle and not paying attention

[B]"Let's burn some Pinkskins!"[\b]
[Ooc]Thank you for letting me in. Dikdik would tell to so himself, but it's a very ungoblinlike sentiment.[\Ooc]

"Dikdik still bored. When we gonna burn Longshanks?"

Purchases reset to less than 1000gp on potions and alchemical goodies

Dikdik looks at Toothy speculatively.
"Dikdik not burned big lizard. Dikdik wonders how long he take to burn...?"

Alright, that was fun, but that's my ninth Ked post, and so I'm gonna stop here in case I need to change the clan name or anything else. One more post and the alias name is permanent.

I'm cool with that. It means I can get the last word in, lol

Dikdik pouts it looks like he's pulling a gurney and going bug-eyed at the same time
"Hobgob no fun." then he brightens and says,
"Burning Pinkskins fun! Let's go burn pinkskins!"

Dikdik giggles at the sight of the pretty flame. He lets it play across his bare toes for a moment, and it doesn't seem to burn him.
"That tickles! Not bad, hobgob. Dikdik knows all about fires, and his are bigger than that. Would you like to play?" he asks, pulling a vial from his bandolier and hefting it in his hand.

"Bah! Burzik spoil fun! Burzik worse than last Hobgob! Maybe same thing happen to him!?"

"Ack! NOT my fault, the knives told-ed for me to do it!" Dives behind a wall and/or a convenient other goblin to take the hit.

Convenient other goblin bursts into flame and runs screaming into the night.

"Don't listen to knives! knives are tricksy! they cuts you. or gets you burned." Oops, I'm turning into Gollum

Dikdik grins and looks at Ked.

"Now is your turn. Catch!" as a bomb rolls out of his wrist sheathe into his bombchucker...

"Dikdik Bored. Dikdik want burn someone."

and here.