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Hi! I'm Diggery! I'm a gnome, too! Once, when I was out on a mission, I got frustrated by my tiny little legs and not being able to keep pace with my larger friends. But then, I had a flash of inspiration! I borrowed my buddy's backpack, dumped everything out on the ground, cut off the top flap and cut some leg holes in the bottom. Voila! A gnome pack! I climbed in and my best buddy strapped me to his back and carried me into battle! Our somber cleric of Zon-Kuthon didn't like this tactic one bit and asked that I never do it again. He also said if he were running the mission, he simply wouldn't allow it. So I never did it again. I guess the point of my story is that, as gnomes, it's in our nature to be carried around in backpacks.