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27 posts. Alias of Ghalam.


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Male Half Elf Monk 1

Darnek is now the supreme overlord of all things living. Destroyer of worlds! and owner of the largest harem this side of Darkhollow!


Male Half Elf Monk 1

Oi wots this bout curses and livin dead? YE CANT BE LIVIN AND DEAD AT THE SAME TIME BLOKE IT DUN WORK LIKE THAT!


Male Half Elf Monk 1

What the devil is wif all the low faces.

Darnek addresses the closest tavern patron.

Cheer up lad, whatcha got to be so gloomy about? OI


Male Half Elf Monk 1

I Go inside of the pub, seeking a table and sitting down, planning to order some ale when the maid comes around. I keep my ears perked to listen for anything interesting, or any brawl which may start.


Male Half Elf Monk 1

Let's find the pub eh?

Darnek appears to look for the pub.


Male Half Elf Monk 1

Darnek looks over the road. Oi, might as well head to a new town. Bloody Ranjah bout got us killled. HEY HAK, ready for a new smashie place?


Male Half Elf Monk 1

Good morn chaps, I had the strangest dream. I dreamt I was an unbiased hooligan with a penchant for ....hurting people. Oi what a nightmare.


Male Half Elf Monk 1

Darnek continues to move AWAY from the fighting, waiting in what he hopes is a safe spot.


Male Half Elf Monk 1

OI HAK LET'S SHAKE THIS ONE TOO!

Darnek edges back slowly making his way into the forest away from the idiot ranger and mage.


Male Half Elf Monk 1

OI WHY YE TRYIN TO KILL THE HEALER!

Darnek deals a flurry of blows!

attack: 22, 18 Damage: 4, 3


Male Half Elf Monk 1

OI YOU NANCY FACED BACKWATER COW HUMPING LOON!

Darnek moves at ranger and unelashes a flurry of blows!

Attack rolls, 18, 15 Damage rolls: 5, 5


Male Half Elf Monk 1

OGGY OGGY OGGY! OI OI OI!

Darnek kicks the tree again and again hoping to shake something out.

Str check:24


Male Half Elf Monk 1

Darnek looks up, amazed that the frail mage can even walk let alone climb a tree.

Oi, I wonder if there's any food up in there!

Darnek Kicks the tree hoping to knock something out.

Str check:18


Male Half Elf Monk 1

Darnek listens to hear the noises around him

listen:12

I Dun like this mates. Which one of you is it dat always manages to shoto sumone before we get a bleedin meal!?


Male Half Elf Monk 1

Oi survival instincts mates, now get a MOVE ON EH!?

Darnek attempts to move ahead of the pack


Male Half Elf Monk 1

Oi! I don't even use a daggah! Darnek runs back inside following the others as best he can!


Male Half Elf Monk 1

I look for the leader of the mob.

OI THE MURDERER'S ARE STILL INSOIDE!

Diplomacy check: 19 14+5

It's de ugly lookin mage! and this ranger here!


Male Half Elf Monk 1

Darnek heads outside to look.

WOTS ALL DIS DEN!?


Male Half Elf Monk 1

Darnek places the man down on the bar.

"Dis bloke here said ale for all, sorry bout the mess and give us blokes some women and food. Well Women for Hak. Dese other guys wouldn't know wot to do with a woman if it touched them crossways.


Male Half Elf Monk 1

Darnek picks the stunned man up by the collar. "I think dis one said he's gonna pay for all da repairs 'ere. STR roll:14 And I think he's gonna buy every one 'ere a drink! and women for Hak!


Male Half Elf Monk 1

Darnek prepares his stunning blow to the thug closest to him and swings forward putting the momentum of his training into the attack!

Attack roll:23 Damage: 5

TAKE THAT YA ROCK POUNDING WANKS!


Male Half Elf Monk 1

init roll: 13


Male Half Elf Monk 1

OI THAT WAS MUH FOOD

Darnek's eyes burn with the sight of the lost food as he stands and charges the oaf attempting to pummel he who kicked the waitress.

Attack:25


Male Half Elf Monk 1

Oi, why dont you quiet yer yap before I make you kiss da floor ya saddle brained nancy pants!

OI WHERE'S MUH MEAL!


Male Half Elf Monk 1

OI! you be leavin ol Wix alone! Mighty fine goblin 'e is

Darnek picks up a plate and throws it at Ranger's head, hoping to provide him with some manners.

Improvised weapon check:16

If it hits: I look over to the lass and ask for whatever the finest piece of meat she has in stock

If it misses: We'll see


Male Half Elf Monk 1

I look around the tavern, hoping to spot anything out of the ordinary as I sit down in one of the chairs.

"By Gods I hope they atleast keep the food clean"

Spot:7+1


Male Half Elf Monk 1

He said I should introduce myself, "Yo"

Darnek is what a disco bandit would be, Stayin alive with funky hand movements. Why a monk? Because all my dwarves have drowned in the river.