Cosmic Horror #332's page

Commandant Happy Hour wrote:

Well now I look like a drunk a@&$~$~.

Typical.

Edit: "look everyone Captain Yesterday thinks that blue three eyed alien is Nobodyshome, let's laugh at him!"

It's like eighth grade all over again, 2014 was the worst!

I was wondering what the heck I got dragged into while I was away playing Eldritch Horror with the wife and kids...

Nothing brings a family together quite like summoning a mind-shattering abomination from beyond the veil, eh?

*shakes his proboscis*

This is actually what my mother named me...

I made cupcakes.

My taco dip got cold.

Cosmic Horror #332 wrote:

I brought taco dip!

Spicy, Mild, or Eldritch?

Salty!

So when do the sacrifices start? I'm hungry.

I brought taco dip!

I'll bring a platter of hors d'oeuvres... EVIL HORS D'OEUVRES!!!

Mwah! Ha! Ha!

I hope they go well with my vegetable tray. I brought hummus.

Sorry...

*goes back to making hors d'oeuvres*

What if it's overcast? How will we know if the stars are right?

I'm not sure, MissingNo, but I think the answer has something to do with Honey Boo Boo.

I'm going to bring a casserole.

I'm going with the turnip thing.

I am alias number 50, but cosmic horror number 332.

Evil Vic Wertz wrote:

Lazy minions...

Points at "Evil Vic Wertz" and howl-shrieks like Donald Sutherland at the end of his Invasion of the Body Snatchers

To the vegemite enthusiasts: the secret ingredient in Vegemite is Cosmic Horror #332 as an FYI. You are all ... subverted ...

If you eat me, and I eat you, does that violate the law of conservation of mass causing the universe to implode?

I sure hope so.

You surrendered to Overlord Vic Wertz like that...? How about A Brutal, Prolonged Resistance?

Ooh, I found our first sacrifice!

Did someone say fish? I brought olives stuffed with smoked salmon.

*offers canapes*

I brought a Jell-O salad. I hope he likes it.