| Full Name |
Coffee Zombie |
| Race |
Coffee Elemental |
| Classes/Levels |
Wage Slave 2 / Analyst 3 / Driver 6 / Father 3 |
| Gender |
Male |
| Size |
Medium |
| Age |
42 |
| Special Abilities |
Adventure Out of the Booty (Sp) |
| Alignment |
Chaotic Good |
| Deity |
Odin |
| Location |
Kitchener, ON |
| Languages |
Canadian English |
| Occupation |
WFM Supervisor |
| Homepage URL |
https://purplebagsdice.blogspot.com |
| Strength |
11 |
| Dexterity |
10 |
| Constitution |
9 |
| Intelligence |
12 |
| Wisdom |
11 |
| Charisma |
12 |
About Coffee Zombie
Born on the shores of the Grand, Coffee Zombie's young parents migrated through the 24th highway to the misty hamlet of Guelph, buying a small home down the road from the mysterious asylum. There Coffee Zombie spent his summers playing games about flying heroes and raging monsters, before a friend introduced him to the arcane arts of the ArrPeeGee.
Coffee Zombie has wandered through life, trying his hand at different professions. He's currently using his knowledge gleaned from ArrPeeGee to create plans for a megalithic business cartel.
His greatest accomplishments is penning a folio of ArrPeeGee notes that was published by The Design Mechanism, and his two children, who he has initiated into the strange and mysterious ways of the ArrPeeGee arts.
