| Full Name |
Cocaine Monkey |
| Race |
monkey |
| Classes/Levels |
Dedicated 10 |
| Gender |
male |
| Size |
tiny |
| Special Abilities |
Pressing Refresh |
| Deity |
Paizo |
| Languages |
Resus, Macaque, Spider, Tamerain and Marmoset, smattering of Howler |
| Occupation |
waiting for PDF downloads |
About Cocaine Monkey
Do you remember me? I used to work in a lab back in the 60's or 70's or something. I pushed a button and got some cocaine. Seemed like a good gig. I pushed the button some more but nothing happened. However, after a few more presses there it was... I had to push the button more and more. I pressed that stupid button for days on end just for a hit. The silly technicians would try to lure me away with bananas and cute she-monkeys but I wasn't so easily distracted. Then the PETA freaks got all up in my business and suddenly I found myself without a job. Things got bad there for awhile... Then I found Paizo, my new cocaine! It's just like the old days. I gotta keep hitting the button for another hit.
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