Hey all, just got a letter done from my Homebrew Campaign Character, A Kobold (Bushwhacker) named Pun-pun.
If the Kobold posted it in the wrong area, please move it: He only got it here because of a Nat 20 on his "Use Technological Device" Check.
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Deer Paf-finda Societee
I isa Pun-pun Kobold that cum 2 Societee 4 work (earn shinies, Lern Serf-vice Kulcha).
Pun-pun cry cuz Pun-pun told he'd hafta lie on application shiet, say tat I iz a smelly-feet Halfling who was raised by Kobolds! Mesa trigger'd by memories of Halflings killing Kobold pups 4 Sport!
I thort the Paf-findas were abuv dis Speciest ! Civilizatun droves mesa and kin from our denz, stealz the land above us b4 sending your lot down to raid, lute, and pillage our entire his-story!
Wesa Kobolds, as dragon-kin know that "Mite make Rite" and "can't beet'em, join'em", hence wesa wanta join ya!
Pun-pun may be one of the few who can speeks comun, but wesa lern others, work 4 shiniez...
Okey-Dey?
(Pun-Pun's hand print)
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