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Badger Fans Rejoice (Pre-Release Spoiler)

It is with great pride, and a small amount of confusion, that I announce that Badgers are in the Pathfinder RPG! They are listed as an animal companion choice in the Druid section, which contains full statistics for basic and advanced Badgers. This clearly explains why Badgers will not be in the Bestiary, as they have already been detailed.

Still doesn't explain why Jason thought they had been replaced with inferior wolverines. Perhaps he was teasing. Or he secretly changed things when James wasn't looking, and didn't want to let on.

If anything, this is a lesson for all of the Flumph fans. If you politely ask for the restoration of your favorite creature, you will be misled. Or perhaps everyone will forget what really happened. Wait, that isn't much of a lesson. Fnord?

Raging for six rounds out of joy,

Sowhereaminow
Chairbadger of the Badger's Ancient Brotherhood

Spoiler:
This post is a bad attempt at humor. As such, please make sure your seat back is upright, and return your tray table to it's upright and locked position. Do not taunt happy fun ball, especially since it's reading its own copy of the Pathfinder RPG, and for all intents and purposes, has a heavy blunt object in its theoretical hands to bludgeon you with.
Pathfinder Companion: Gnomes of Golarion (PFRPG)

Even though Pathfinder gnomes are no longer limited to using their Speak with Animals ability to speak solely to burrowing mammals, wouldn't this be a great location for the Pathfinder premier of the badger and dire badger? Perhaps even the celestial dire badger? Heck, even coyotes.

Fun Fact:
Fun fact: the American Badger occasionally forms a symbiotic relationship with coyotes in the southwest United States. They apparently hunt together, with coyotes running down above ground prey, and badgers digging out anything seeking shelter. Isn't nature fun?

The badger has been the traditional ally of the gnome for several edition iterations (even 4E apparently), and even though the gnome has taken on a new role, one can only hope their steadfast companions would appear in a gnome centric book.

Thanks for considering the request.

Sowhereaminow
Chairbadger of the Brotherhood of Ancient Badgers

Spoiler:
Yes, the joke continues. Two posts under an alias!

Go Flumph Yourself (i.e. Petition to Save the Endangered Flumph!)
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Down with Flumphs!

Up with Badgers and Carbuncles!

Mairkurion, your continued support for badgers has been noted, and will be discussed at the next BAB meeting. Thanks, we always enjoy the support of trees and other plant life.

Spoiler:
Whoot! My first alias post!