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A squeaky, little gnome voice can be heard from the corner

"Totally saw this coming. I mean, I knew Torch was cool for taking me in from those heightist Qadirans (which now I have to sadly go back to) but, yeah, I never saw things ending well. I mean seriously, he totally doesn't look like the trustworthy type. He also wasn't very pleased when he found out they made me a Venture Captain. Something about becoming part of management. Oh well, the Qadirans do have better food!"

I dunno, that Chelaxian woman, while she gives out funny work, seems to like me! And that's why I gave up on those money grubbing anti-gnomist Qadirans! That first Pasha wouldn't give a little guy like me the time of day! But that Chelaxain...whoah! I mean, Torchy is soooooo much cooler and doesn't give me jobs that are big giant traps and stuff. And he looks out for everyone no matter how tall they are or how bad their comedy routines are!

As if I needed more reasons to go after those Aspis *gnomish expletive*s. While I may not have much longer to serve, you can count on me for the time I do have.

The only thing I pity with these new factions is that there's not something a bit more gnome/non human friendly. Soooo many heightist factions! Power to the short people!

*Gasps* Its another "u" using Taldan spy! Don't you know the first commandment of Qadiran law! Thou shalt not spell our glorious homeland's name with a "U"! Arrest him and slice of a finger and tatoo a big red "U" on his face!

(OOC: Sorry dude, I had to do it...again!)

*Cal jumps up and down and claps*

Yay! More people my height around here! Oh I'm so happy. I like being a place where people don't just see me as an annoyence or a piece of sports equipment! I know for a fact those Taldans punt gnomes. Punted me straight out of one of their bardic colleges they did! Guess they didn't understand the complexities of gnomish music.

So, more sweets anyone?

*Cal slowly shakes his head*

Humans. So tall they think they're so sexy. And why does noone want my desserts but dig in when the Chelaxian shows up with his soul sucking cake!

you my friend have joined the original quidarain thread. Welcome, and enjoy yourself.

*Glares at Samir*

Are you sure you're a loyal Qadiran? Only morons or dirty Taldan spies dare use a "u" when referring to our great nation! Are you a moron or a dirty Taldan spy? Hmmm?

((OOC: Sorry, couldn't help it :) ))

Cheers!

Hands out cake

Here here! Well, not the cake....

*Cal sniffs at the cake too and makes an equally odd face*

Ah, so that's why the call it Devil's Food Cake. Its so repulsive only Devils would dare eat it! What's it made of, cocoa and kobold innards? Quite horrifying really! And the smell! Its so rancid an otyugh would turn up its nose at it...well...if it had one!

*Digs into the baklava he brought*

Anyone else want some?

I find myself drawn to Exo-Politics by Muse, personally. But our Gnomish Music may be too advanced for you Bigfaces from less civilized nations than Taldor to appreciate.

Hey! Why are you working for those ugly Taldan doublings? They'll just stab you in the back when they get the chance! Come to Qadira, we have alot more fun and we have concubines!

Welcome, Chelaxians! You are casting a wide net to catch guests for your little party. To travel so far across the boards to our own gathering merely to deliver an invitation must be tiring. Please, sit. Have a mint. Tell us your troubles.

*fluffs cushions*

Comfy? Are you failing as hosts becuase the meat is too bland? We have what you need to stimulate the appetites of your guests. The best Keleshite-grown hashish, hand-picked by djini eunuchs on the western edges of the hanging gardens of our magestic city! Smell! Taste!

*fills pipe, passes it*

*Takes of puff and smiles in a way only a gnome can*

Lovely lovely! And why would I want to go to a Chelaxian party? I mean, I know devils can party but, well, I don't want my soul eaten! Devils look at me like an apptizer! Quite scary! Really disrupts the festive atmosphere. Not like this stuff!

Qadira - Paint it Black - Rolling Stones, as performed by London Symphony Orchestra

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(OOC)

Ok, well, I'm not as opposed to your suggestion as Cal is but personally I'd be looking more to the Aladdin soundtrack for Qadiran tunes. Maybe Desert Rose by Sting.