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[PFS / CtP] #0-06 Black Waters Discussion
Sovereign Court
Male Half-elf
Stats:
Vigilante 1 | 7/13 HP | AC: 20 | T:12, FF:18 | F:+4, R:+4, W:+0 | CMB:+3, CMD:15 | Init:+4 | Percep:+4 | Speed: 20

You got it!
[PFS / CtP] #0-06 Black Waters Discussion
Sovereign Court
Male Half-elf
Stats:
Vigilante 1 | 7/13 HP | AC: 20 | T:12, FF:18 | F:+4, R:+4, W:+0 | CMB:+3, CMD:15 | Init:+4 | Percep:+4 | Speed: 20
Jobin the light wrote:
Nah... most likely they work for her mother to stop her child to be so "wild". But they lost patience when we hit them.

lol

[PFS / DMK] 5-08 El Confirmante
Sovereign Court
Male Half-elf
Stats:
Vigilante 1 | 7/13 HP | AC: 20 | T:12, FF:18 | F:+4, R:+4, W:+0 | CMB:+3, CMD:15 | Init:+4 | Percep:+4 | Speed: 20

It... hurts! COME AT ME BRO!

Lee attempts to break free, but can't move a muscle.
[PFS / DMK] 5-08 El Confirmante
Sovereign Court
Male Half-elf
Stats:
Vigilante 1 | 7/13 HP | AC: 20 | T:12, FF:18 | F:+4, R:+4, W:+0 | CMB:+3, CMD:15 | Init:+4 | Percep:+4 | Speed: 20

Aha! See! THAT's where the first clue was hidden! This is all a test, you SEE!? We are SENT HERE TOGETHER to help EACHOTHER get across EVIL, LURKING pits like that! I knew it all ALONG!! That's why I went FIRST!!! Ha-HA-HA!

He sniffs the cloak, and retreats his face in disgust.

Smells... fishy.

And this cloak smells FISHY! I'm not the man for... FISHY types.

He draws his sword, and bangs it against his shield.

We gonna teach them FISH PEOPLE a lesson! WEAPONS OUT!

And he loudly charges into the hallway.

BRRRRROOOOHH!
[PFS / DMK] 5-08 El Confirmante
Sovereign Court
Male Half-elf
Stats:
Vigilante 1 | 7/13 HP | AC: 20 | T:12, FF:18 | F:+4, R:+4, W:+0 | CMB:+3, CMD:15 | Init:+4 | Percep:+4 | Speed: 20

Perception down the hallway:

Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21
[PFS / DMK] 5-08 El Confirmante
Sovereign Court
Male Half-elf
Stats:
Vigilante 1 | 7/13 HP | AC: 20 | T:12, FF:18 | F:+4, R:+4, W:+0 | CMB:+3, CMD:15 | Init:+4 | Percep:+4 | Speed: 20

Ah, THANK YOU, mister duck! I had not anticipated your INGENUINITY! Let us CLIMB the stairs to VICTORY!

He grabs the cloak and attempts to climb the rope.

Take 10 for 5
[PFS / DMK] 5-08 El Confirmante
Sovereign Court
Male Half-elf
Stats:
Vigilante 1 | 7/13 HP | AC: 20 | T:12, FF:18 | F:+4, R:+4, W:+0 | CMB:+3, CMD:15 | Init:+4 | Percep:+4 | Speed: 20

Are you making FUN of ME? I'll TEACH you a LESSON! BRING IT! ALL OF YOU! COME AT ME BRO!!

The half-elf says, as he furiously swings the drenched cloak around. He then proceeds to frantically attempt to scale the walls of the pit.

climb: 1d20 - 5 ⇒ (20) - 5 = 15
[PFS / DMK] 5-08 El Confirmante
Sovereign Court
Male Half-elf
Stats:
Vigilante 1 | 7/13 HP | AC: 20 | T:12, FF:18 | F:+4, R:+4, W:+0 | CMB:+3, CMD:15 | Init:+4 | Percep:+4 | Speed: 20

What is WRONG? You are not SCARED of some kind of PIT, are you, young LADY? Let BRODARION show you how it's DONE!

acrobatics: 1d20 - 5 ⇒ (6) - 5 = 1
[PFS / DMK] 5-08 El Confirmante
Sovereign Court
Male Half-elf
Stats:
Vigilante 1 | 7/13 HP | AC: 20 | T:12, FF:18 | F:+4, R:+4, W:+0 | CMB:+3, CMD:15 | Init:+4 | Percep:+4 | Speed: 20

Not in VAIN!

The half-elf echoes, as he bangs his gauntlet against his shield.

Where did MAN-SCHOLAR go!? Is he a COWARD? Does he not know there is BATTLE to be TASTED? Let us GO, friends! No time to DALLY! RAWR!
[PFS / DMK] 5-08 El Confirmante
Sovereign Court
Male Half-elf
Stats:
Vigilante 1 | 7/13 HP | AC: 20 | T:12, FF:18 | F:+4, R:+4, W:+0 | CMB:+3, CMD:15 | Init:+4 | Percep:+4 | Speed: 20

HA-HA-HA! You are FUNNY, duck! And YOU, wench! YES! Bring me ALE! I require ALCOHOL! so I may go into BEVER-RAGE! HA-HA-HA!

Brodarion's eyes roll back in his head, as he laughs maniacally at his own joke(?).
[PFS / DMK] 5-08 El Confirmante
Sovereign Court
Male Half-elf
Stats:
Vigilante 1 | 7/13 HP | AC: 20 | T:12, FF:18 | F:+4, R:+4, W:+0 | CMB:+3, CMD:15 | Init:+4 | Percep:+4 | Speed: 20

As you all enter the cave, Lee seems to have mysteriously vanished. However, 5 minutes later (Around the time The Scarlet Fox arrives), a figure clad in silver armor, with pink skin and long, white hair to his waist approaches the group from behind. His heavy shield carries the emblem of Gorum, and his voice loudly booms through the cavern, not caring for social convention or stealth. As he speaks, his skin color seems to redden with every word, as if speaking takes great effort.

Greetings PATHFINDERS! My name is...BRODARION! A cowardly absalom GUARD just ran PAST ME, telling me of a chance for GLORY! I am the greatest WARRIOR Golarion has ever SEEN! You are LUCKY to have me HERE! I will RIP OUT this COW'S THROAT and make sure we can DINE on STEAK TONIGHT!! My blade is THIRSTY!

Roar, quickly! That will impress them!

RAAAWR!

Intimidate: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (16) + 10 = 26

YOU there! RED FOX-MAN! Lead us the way to this UNHOLY BEAST so that we may dance with PHARASMA today! I am EAGER for BATTLE! RAWR! COME AT ME BRO!!

The man that had called himself 'Brodarion' is now fuming saliva from the corners of his mouth, and spits a little with every word he utters.