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Ahhhh, she got lucky. I had her on the ropes. So she critted Bork, and the second attack was for Strong Jaw? What was the damage on the bottom for? Good fight Strong Jaw!
Bork draws back, blood dripping between his teeth. He hisses as the weapon whistles over his head, and scampers around Loptop hoping to get out of her direction line of sight. Twisting, he dives in to bite again.
Bork mutters a retort to the comments of the other goblins, made incompressible by his full mouth.
We be Goblins! You be food! Lets see where this goes. I'd accept an early exit to the campaign, but I'm pretty confidant about our odds. Bork got a good hit there.
Bork is distressed by his lack of appreciation, and in his usual fashion goes for vengeance. After all, if he's called out on it, he can always say Strong Jaw did it first.
Bork stares at Loptop. "Hurt? Why hurt self?" Bork pauses for one moment, before realizing it's a competition. "Bork hurt self best!" He takes his little fist, and proceeds to shove it as deeply down his throat as he can manage. He gasps for air as he tries to pummel his leg with his other arm.
"Bork kill Purg, Bork win!" Bork bares his teeth, and begins gnashing the air wildly, chomping at ghosts. Then he glances at Gorkle. Gorkle was better at spider catching that Bork. Bork needed revenge. And Gorkle had an interesting idea. "Gorkle make big fire! We jump!" he pauses for a moment, before unleashing what he believes to be to epitome of wit. "Gorkle jump first!" He cackles wildly.
Bork yelps as the adult strikes him, and staggers backwards, rolling in the mud. Now soaked and somehow even filthier than the average filthy whelp perhaps due to the vomit, he growls and hisses at the crowd. Then he glares at Purg. "What challenge for Purg? Fight Bork? Fight Bork!" Bork beats his chest aggressively.
A mouth full of puke mud, Bork squirms and spits it all over Gorkle. With one greasy little hand, he pushes Gorkle's face into the mud, and then lunges for the spider. Missing, he screams an inarticulate noise of rage, and then resumes beating Gorkle, the spider forgotten. "BORK" As he tries to steal Gorkle's torch, he starts gnawing Gorkle's ear.
This is gonna be one of those 'blink and you miss it' campaigns. 18 posts in 7 hours? I'm impressed.
Bork stumbles backwards from Kettlehead after he is struck, reeling from the blow. Mostly, his pride hurts. He hisses, and snaps at any nearby whelps, crouching in the mud and waiting for his chance. "Bork crush", he mutters ominously while grinding his teeth. " Bork smash". Bork observes the spider challenge with wide eyes, and lunges into the clearing, screaming his battle cry after Gorkle's success. "BORK"! He grabs Strong Jaw from behind, and throttles the puking goblin, trying to toss him aside. "Bork catch spider best!" Squiriming around Strong Jaw, he grabs at the puke covered spider in Gorkle's hand. Biting and scratching, Bork struggles to force Gorkle to release the spider, and thus grant Bork his turn.
Bork is angry. Kettlehead doesn't deserve his kettle. Bork did. Bork wants that kettle. Bork was gonna get that kettle. Somehow. And the sticks! Bork was sure that he could be a far better stick poker than Kettlehead. If only he could get his grubby little hands on a stick, he could prove he was stickier than Kettlehead. Bork suspected stickier was a word. But the cage was open! Today was different from all those other days he had been beaten. This was his chance! The whelps were squirming around him. Throwing his head around to spot the telltale sign of kettle, Bork charges straight at the goblin that has plagued his youth, his oversized teeth bared.
I don't have any experience with kingdom builder rules, but making a kingdom sounds entertaining. Also prone to failure. They're goblins, after all.
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