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I dream of the day when d20 sessions will be broadcast on television like sports. Commentators and everything.

Commentator 1: Looks like he's gonna Power Attack. He's gonna need a lot more than that, though.
<player rolls>
Commentator 2: What is it? I can't tell.
<snap to camera 3, revealing a natural 20>
Commentator 1: CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

And here is our huge sticking point. In my view, a character that needs a party is a pansy, a hyperspecialized under-developed non-character chess piece. If you can't tie your own damned shoes then why are you adventuring to begin with?

This post has left me flabbergasted. I have absolutely nothing to say.