Myself and several starfinders were sent to investigate a recently crashed ship that seemed to appear out of nowhere. Joining me were the flowers Lizardon a big weapons specialist of a vesk, Sevro solar powered pupp–er vlaka warrior, Auto a hackin' android, and the iconics CHk-chk and Iseph...
1-03:
For this mission I was joined by Ta-Dah Hello Kitty! mystical icon of net fame and a fellow appreciator of the performing arts herself, along with some other starfinders. The less notable flowers of this group included Danzog a big vesk with big weapons, Clask a rather shady and somewhat creepy looking shirren with shadow magic, and NEA-L an android very capable with computers with a pet drone. After receiving our quest of deliverin' an... item from Captain Arvin we set off for the Dreamlink lab on the very edge of the pact worlds solar system. Our vessel was piloted by none other than yours truly. As we traversed the warp we glimpsed a massive ship that was part building and part mass of tentacles. Danzog made a comment along the lines of having seen this hentai before, and just as he said that as quickly as it appeared the vessel vanished, leaving me to wonder "What in Grandmother's name was that?". I guess it didn't want any repeat viewers. The trip was otherwise a fine time traveling with my fellow entertainer helpin' everyone get in rhythm, and the others as well of course; even if Clask was doing some creepy shadow stuff. When we exited the warp near our destination we were immediately contacted via an automatic hail on all frequencies. A distress signal from Dreamlink lab, our very destination. With all do haste we make it to our destination where we look over the scene. The building looked relatively fine, until we spotted the ugly vessel latched on to the bottom, like a tick. We chose to enter via this craft making note of the... disturbing nature of the vessels contents as we did so. I will spare y'all the details of the illicit state of the vessel. Upon entering we came upon a fallen scientist in a testing room. As we searched we found a large diamond, the only real thing to make note of even as we traveled to several other rooms, at least for a bit. After a while of searching we came across an insectoid creature of unknown, but likely Aucturnite heritage, with his disgusting pet insects, some kind of big fleas really. Due to our crowded position I was unfortunate unable to truly perform, however, Ta-Dah was capable of guiding our fellow flowers to a well earned victory. After dispatching that lot and looking over the room we continued onward to a room where we found yet more fallen scientist as well as a refrigerator containing an Aucturite cut to and unnaturally perfect cube. In the morgue connected to the lab we found a terrified skittermander scientist whom we readily rescued and sent to our ship for safety. As thanks the skittermander lent us his keycard allowing us to access security and get the full situation. We reailzed that the only place we could go next was to the dreamscape itself. Inserting the cube and diamond into specifically crafted placement receptacles, reading our way into the dreamscape. Danzog was trying to say something, probably about his daddy that he liked mentioning, but he didn't finish before I pushed the big red button to get things started. We found ourselves in a land of cloud with more solid platforms where we encountered the remainin' scientists and the rest of the villains responsible for the desecration of the lab. As we fought the villains we learned that the unstable footing of the clouds was not the only way to move, one could perform to move themselves or another throughout the space. The scientist were bein' harrased by some smaller insect like creatures who, after we drew their attenetion, spat acid all over me. Disgusting, it was horrible and I mean really why me? Did they not notice the perfectly sizeable vesk nearby. Either way after dispatching Captain Ugly's pet minions we focused our efforts on him, moving Danzog forward for better meatshie-I mean better positionin'. I then had an idea, I did a little dance and got Capt. Ugly up in the air where he promptly fell flat on his face. With assistance from the wonderful Ta-Dah the others had started moving in on the villain and even wounding him a bit, Clask even managed to help deal with sting pain I had suffered from those other disgusting creatures. But it all came to an end as with a simple waltz I three step dropped the villain ending his terror and shattering everyone free from the dream realm. With the scientists free we were able to complete the assigned mission. Ta-Dah even met a fan who had only ever dreamed of her existence before. As we celebrated our victory the lead scientist asked if the society would be willin' to assist with other research we all readily agreed, well Danzog only agreed because he figured if we didn't someone else would be put in harms way. I would say that we made and antiquate team but one that is clearly temporary. Though I wouldn't mind seein' Ta-Dah as a permanent member, I believe our stars shine too bright to properly share a stage. Mishaps one day Grandmother will be kind enough to team me up with a group that can truly be the Fanciful Flowers. Until next time may Grandmother favor you and keep flowerin' y'all.
