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Full Name

Carl

Race

on your mark...get set....

Classes/Levels

to many

Gender

male

Size

just the right

Age

38

Special Abilities

an affinity for large women to spill hot coffee in my crouch

Alignment

oversteering

Deity

Obamaism

Location

Portland

Languages

pacific northwestian

Occupation

teacher

Strength 12
Dexterity 13
Constitution 11
Intelligence 8
Wisdom 14
Charisma 14

About Baltron's Bacon

My ideal game? Since I have been dm-ing the last 5+ years, the most memorable gaming sessions involve those special evenings in which everyone is having so much fun that 8 to 10 hours can fly by in a blink of an eye. An evening in which everyone is so enveloped in the story and events that the thought of stopping the action would be unimaginable! I relish the chance to experience those fleeting moments in which one can escape the trials and tribulations of everyday mundane-ness.