BUD-33's page

BUD-33 puts a copy on some Zip disks.

"This is some Snowpiercer level nonsense. They deserve to know the truth."

Can we make backups of this data?

BUD-33 takes a crack at it.

Computers: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19

BUD-33 looks at his laser rifle like that guy you know looks at his paintball gun when he misses.

He lowers his weapon and waves frantically at Noble.

"Noble! Don't die! I don't want it to shoot me once you're dead!"

Inspiring Boost. Noble regains 4 Stamina points

"Well, I hope these things aren't responsible for maintenance. Otherwise we may be dooming an entire civilization. But, like the Captain always said, 'better them than us.'"

BUD-33 raises his laser rifle and returns fire.

Azimuth Laser Rifle: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11
Damage: 1d8 ⇒ 5

BUD-33 enters cautiously.

BUD-33 puts on the coveralls with clear discomfort.

"Do you have space scabies here?"

*"The only god I believe in is whichever grants me the sweet succor of death."*

"YUM YUM YUM THIS FOOD IS SO GOOD."

BUD-33 shoves an indentation-full in his mouth. AN INDENTATION FULL OF LIES.

Bluff: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (20) + 6 = 26

BUD-33 bows before sitting down.

"When sparring, the captain would make me bow to him first, then he would take a cheap shot. Also, we both used wooden swords, but his had nails sticking out of it."

"I tell you these things because a lot of people seem to be very sad that he died."

Sense meowtive: 1d20 + 2 + 1d6 ⇒ (10) + 2 + (6) = 18

"You guys really take your hierarchies literally, don't you."

"You asked us to tell you of our homeworld. But you seemed surprised that we came from off-planet. Is this a problem with the translator? Or maybe editing?"

BUD-33 thinks a bit more.

"You also used the word 'Usul'. I don't recognize that word. We know your planet by the name 'Elytrio'."

I haven't seen Dune for 20 years or so

"My old captain frequently had my memory wiped to protect him from prosecution. I don't know where I'm from."

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (15) + 7 = 22

BUD-33 tentatively steps out...

Perception: 1d20 ⇒ 9

BUD-33 mumbles to himself, "The captain would already have been trying to bed one of these. He's single-handedly responsible for 47 different races thinking 'that' happens to all human males."

Sense Motive: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15

"They seem impressed by our combat prowess. I don't think they've seen a lot of action."

Will Save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21

"I guess we're killing this thing."

Let's see if it "can" cause lasers to ricochet or "will" cause lasers to ricochet.

Azimuth Laser Rifle: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9
Damage: 1d8 ⇒ 4

Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15

"Taking orders again. What have you gotten yourself into, Gary?

BUD-33 takes the ship down after Noble-44 is done space-dumpster diving.

"I hope that thing wasn't culturally significant."

"That's not how the Force works."

"Captain Spacebolt called me his lucky charm, but he also made me go into rooms before him in case they were trapped or there was an ambush."

Piloting: 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 7 + 1 = 11

"You know, he wrote all those stories about him. I had to edit them, because he wrote at a 3rd grade level. A 3rd grader with no concept of spelling or punctuation."

BUD-33 brings the ship in closer, pointing it towards the two drone thingies.

Evasive maneuvers!
Pilot: 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 7 + 1 = 26

Piloting: 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 7 + 1 = 22
Not sure if I did ship bonus right

"It's a warning. Is now a good time to tell you that Captain Spacebolt never let me pilot the ship? He would just make me rub his shoulders while he did it."

Sense Motive: 1d20 + 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (8) + (2) + 2 = 12

Computers: +5
Engineering: +5
Piloting: +7

Diplomacy: +6
Bluff: +6
Intimidate:6

Player Name: Rob
PC Name: BUD-33 / Gary
PFS#: 40970-701
Faction: Wayfinders
Day Job: Profession (Archeologist): 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 25
Perception and vision/senses: Perception +0, Darkvision, Low-light vision
Initiative: +3
Notes: I don't know what I'm doing.

"Golly. The other ship nearly got shot out of space, so I guess we'd want the Drake. Does that sound right? Gee."

BUD-33 looks for someone else to take the lead. He still hasn't gotten used to making his own decisions.