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"Xaeken, Gutter, Niko, Thraxil, you're up!"

"Waiting on Thraxil to post his turn for Round 1."

"Welcome, kids! Your first skirmish! Just so happened I was badgering by when I noticed it break out! I KNOW YOU'RE GLAD TO SEE ME! HERE'S YOUR INITIATIVE!"

The sad Orc: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
Thraxil: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15
Ertzah: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 1 = 11
Gutter!: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10
Nikomedos: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 1 = 20
Xaeken(If you wanna pop in, do it whenever!): 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 1 = 14
Defiant Heron Mob: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9
Karsushan Guard Mob: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

"Just so you know, regardless of how this lil shindig goes, I don't care who dies, or any of that. Nothing personal, I'm just a badger. Here's your initiative for Round 1!"

INITIATIVE ROUND 1
All of you guys, then the Mobs, then the emo Orc.

"MAKE ME PROUD, BOYS! Not that I actually care though..."

"Hi. I'm Barry the Initiative Badger. I'll be posting the initiative for combat, and unless you roll it yourself, I'LL BE ROLLING YOUR INITIATIVE! HAVE IT ON YOUR HEADER SO I CAN READ IT! I'm always lurking the gameplay thread, but know this: I DON'T ACTUALLY CARE.
If you don't post on your turn after a day or so, I'll probably post the initiative for the next round, PASSING YOUR TURN BY.
Because I DON'T CARE. It'll look like this..."
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Bad Guy 1's Initiative Roll: 1d20 + 45 ⇒ (3) + 45 = 48
Thraxil's Initiative Roll: 1d20 - 5 ⇒ (3) - 5 = -2
Petty Alchemy's Initiative Roll: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
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"Again... So you understand... BARRY THE INITIATIVE BADGER DON'T CARE."

Initiative Round 1:
Bad Guy 1: 48
Thraxil: -2
Petty Alchemy: 7

"I'm not passive aggressive. I really just don't care... I only do this for the copper."