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"oh wow! Such amazing advice! Where would we be without your leadership? Any additional nuggets of wisdom Miijoka?"
how long are we gonna wait for owen before his turn is skipped? two weeks?
"Let's see, where's the best place to hurt you?" Arther mutters to himself aiming the ships gun.
"Where this this thing come from?" Arther shouts while reloading his siege engine.
"Did it just start trying to kill us or did it offer us a job first like everyone else?" He says sarcastically.
Arther clambors into an available gunners position and fires at the snake
Arther emerges from the kitches below stirring a pot of brownish goo. "You now guys, I don't this gazpach.....oh..." the stirring stops has Ather notices the snake for the first time.
"You mean this orcs head?" Arther shouts while walking up the steps to the galley. holding a large pot he lifts the lid and reveals the head of the orc we killed earlier surrounded by uncooked vegetables"because, yes. though, if you need it you better let me know before dinnertime." "If I know anything about the corrupt merchants guild, its this:
"I say we draw them out and pick them off one by one. Publius style."
Arther can't decide whether or not he should be offended as a human by referring to their new enemies as simply 'The Human Fleet' "So which humans in particular run this fleet we're after? Surely you don't lump all humans into the same faction. A lot of my friends are humans."
"Don't act so surprised that I'm more than a pretty face." Arther is not a pretty face. "A stitch in time saves nine. or in this case prevents lethal aerial catastrophe." "I know where I'm not wanted!" Shouts Arther and he trudges himself to the galley, followed immediately by the sound of crashing pots and pans.
Arther happily give engineering advice to the engineer fixing up our ship.
"Do we have a heading?
"We can take him. But what happens if we get to the human fleet and they make us an EVEN MORE enticing job offer?" Says Arther to the blank stares of his compatriots. "That seems to be the pattern with us anyway. You're only the highest bidder until you're out-bid. It didn't work out so well for Drake, we betrayed him immediately, but he did threaten to kill us if we didn't comply. What's your contingency?" To the team:"Am I overthinking this?"
Arther wipes the mild surprise off his face and raises a finger to the mysterious messenger. "I have too many questions right now, so I'll stick to the highlights.
"Well, Would you look at that? The ruler of all Magi come to see little old us. I hope he doesn't know we got press ganged to murder him. That would be...awkward. " "Magic man! Gimmie those wings so I can get over there!" Arther shouts to Owen while loading his axe-musket.
We head off towards the location of the dark orc who is the leader of the storm tribe.
"Are we leaving? Where are we going? I thought we had decided to craniectomize the leader of this Orc tribe in order to get the OTHER orc tribe on our side."
"A great many things..." says Arther, not fully knowing what the other want to discuss, but he doesn't want to appear out of the loop.
"I'll take those wings if no one else wants them"
"I have a feeling that we better get going. Does anyone know where to find this tribes leader?"
"Ah yes, the storm..." Arther trails off in thought.
"Ah, and what exactly is your relationship to Xanaver? Would he recognize you?"
I have a feeling that there is somehting this guy isn't telling us
I as the piratey chap
"Because of course the Queen doesn't lead the tribe." Arther sighs heavily "I wanna make sure I've got this plan correct. We find the tribe leader, retrieve their head, find the OTHER tribe leader, present the aforementioned head, then tribe two gets us to the king of the Magi?"
Arther gestures to the Axe end of his Axe-Musket and gives a shrug.
Still struggling with levitation Arther drifts downward to join the conversation. Ceasing the struggle to right himself, he has decided that remaining upside down is now intentional.
Arther gives a hopeful thumbs up to Seerus, which under the circumstances could be misinterpreted as a thumbs down.
"When you say 'old friend of yours' do you mean it ironically as if you have been at odds for a long time or are you literally former friends?"
Arthur kicks of the ship and flies to be withing 30 ft of the Valerie Queen "Then you'll have to come take it." Arthur is obviously unskilled at flying, and can't orient himself the way he'd like. Taking a rather unconventional shot, as if he were leaning very far back in a oversized chair and firing between his feet, he aims for whatever openings in her armor that he sees.
"Who are you?" to the gold winged Valkrie.
Sorry, friend just deleted my post.
is there a way to get alerts when there is a gameplay update? like an email or something? or do you have to just keep checking back?
Arther shouts back with an added touch of authority to his voice. "You mean you wish to surrender to us? Very well, we accept." That's never worked before. Here's hoping they are proportionally dumb as they look.
"You just get me over there and I'll figure out the next step of the plan."
Arther looks in his ammo pouch, and then at the swarm of orcs in the village below. after some quick arithmetic he shouts: "I didn't bring enough bullets for the whole village. We only care about that stolen airship, right?" Gesturing to the canine swirl of mist and sparks, Arther asks Owen "Can that thing carry me to the deck of the other ship?" "I've just had an idea that I expect they are not expecting.". A nervous smile betrays Arthers self-imposed confidence.
Arther peers down the barrel of his firearm. Following the flight of one of the Valkerie carefully, he takes a moment to line up his shot. "one hit is better than two misses," his old firearm instructor used to say "...except in the bedroom o'course".
"Gotcha!" he shouts, finding his shot. Arther pulls he trigger and is axe-musket makes a smug BOOM.
How do you want us to deal with ranged attacks? things like range increment penalties, touch/not touch firearm attacks, point blank shot applying, etc. Should we just include all the possible conditional modifiers or ignore it?
"Good recon, everyone. Did Pirate McPirateface mention exactly how many of these orcs we're after? A brilliant plan wouldn't go amiss."
The captain lowers down a rope so you can get onto the ground
I was reminded that the Beneficial Bandoleer makes reloading a swift action, so I'm considering getting one when I can and retraining my Rapid Reload feat eventually. What do you think?
"They're not really attacking us are they? Guess that's what we get for showing up."
In combat do we need to post in initiative order? Or whenever and things just resolve in initiative order?
Arther walks with an aloof swagger, hands in the pockets of his jacket.
Gesturing toward the docked airship, Arther says"That airship looks plenty stolen. Seems like a good place to start poking our nose into other peoples business. Maybe we'll get lucky and stumble across the specific orcs were looking for." |