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Good table, I agree. Lots of fun.

Thanks for running, DM S! Always a blast. :-)

Amiri, both tired and tired of snakes, looks over the discs. Well, the SUN one seems pretty obvious, yes? she says, indicating the brightest one.

Amiri sees red. (Well, she always sees red. This time it's her own blood, though.) She continues to angrily hurl invective — and her Large greatsword — at the snake thing.

primary — rage, Power Attack, flank, haste: 1d20 + 15 - 2 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 15 - 2 + 2 + 1 = 18
dmg: 2d8 + 18 ⇒ (8, 3) + 18 = 29

iterative — rage, Power Attack, flank, haste: 1d20 + 15 - 2 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 15 - 2 + 2 + 1 = 34
dmg: 2d8 + 18 ⇒ (5, 8) + 18 = 31

hasted attack — rage, Power Attack, flank, haste: 1d20 + 15 - 2 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 15 - 2 + 2 + 1 = 35
confirm?: 1d20 + 15 - 2 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 15 - 2 + 2 + 1 = 29 Don't think so
dmg: 2d8 + 18 ⇒ (7, 2) + 18 = 27
plus dmg: 2d8 + 18 ⇒ (8, 6) + 18 = 32 if it did.

Amiri stuff: 12/18 rage rounds remaining, 81 hp, AC 19

Amiri angrily continues her onslaught!

primary — rage, Power Attack, flank, haste: 1d20 + 15 - 2 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 15 - 2 + 2 + 1 = 35
primary — confirm?: 1d20 + 15 - 2 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 15 - 2 + 2 + 1 = 17 Natural Jeff for the NO.
dmg: 2d8 + 18 ⇒ (8, 5) + 18 = 31

iterative — rage, Power Attack, flank, haste: 1d20 + 15 - 2 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (11) + 15 - 2 + 2 + 1 = 27
dmg: 2d8 + 18 ⇒ (8, 1) + 18 = 27

hasted attack — rage, Power Attack, flank, haste: 1d20 + 15 - 2 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 15 - 2 + 2 + 1 = 29
dmg: 2d8 + 18 ⇒ (5, 3) + 18 = 26

Amiri stuff: 13/18 rage rounds remaining, hp 89 (thanks, Kyra!), AC 19

Auri wanted to five-foot-step into flank, right? Asking for a certain barbarian friend.

Amiri likes haste.
Not as much as she hates snakes, though.
Snakes make her angry.
Enraged, even.

primary — rage, Power Attack, haste: 1d20 + 15 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 15 - 2 + 1 = 28
dmg: 2d8 + 18 ⇒ (7, 5) + 18 = 30

iterative — rage, Power Attack, haste: 1d20 + 15 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 15 - 2 + 1 = 23
dmg: 2d8 + 18 ⇒ (8, 1) + 18 = 27

hasted attack — rage, Power Attack, haste: 1d20 + 15 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 15 - 2 + 1 = 26
dmg: 2d8 + 18 ⇒ (2, 6) + 18 = 26

GET THOSE DISCS! Amiri shouts as she hacks at the snake monster.

Amiri stuff: 14/18 rage rounds remaining, hp 89, AC 17

A double move will get Amiri alongside August. If we can get all the way to the monolith room, though, that's where Amiri would go.

Amiri turns to Auri with some amusement. When someone did that to me once, I broke the table and made up my own rules, she says. Maybe that's what you need to do — upset the apple cart a little.

After a moment's thought, Amiri continues. You know what, you guys said that that Arletta lady, she was normal, right? Not like Juliet? Maybe we should talk to her about this. Show her the spaces here and see what she thinks.

Fort save vs. poison: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23
DC 16 Fort save vs. petrification: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (11) + 9 = 20
second DC 16 Fort save vs. petrification cos Amiri is pissed and tryna teach Medusa a lesson: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 25

Amiri turns her attention to Snakehead Lady in short order, continuing her rage and also continuing the arc of her sword swing.

Large greatsword, Power Attack: 1d20 + 15 - 2 ⇒ (19) + 15 - 2 = 32
confirm?: 1d20 + 15 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 15 + 2 = 35
dmg, Power Attack: 2d8 + 12 + 6 ⇒ (4, 4) + 12 + 6 = 26
plus
dmg, Power Attack: 2d8 + 12 + 6 ⇒ (1, 5) + 12 + 6 = 24

Over the course of her time in the Mwangi Expanse, Amiri has come to realize she hates snakes; and the only thing she hates more than snakes, she has just learned, are snakes attacking someone defenseless.

Rage (Free action), activate powerful blow rage power (Swift), charge Black, drawing her greatsword along the way.
Large greatsword, charge, Power Attack: 1d20 + 15 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (20) + 15 + 2 - 2 = 35
confirm?: 1d20 + 15 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (2) + 15 + 2 - 2 = 17
dmg, Power Attack, powerful blow: 2d8 + 18 + 2 ⇒ (4, 8) + 18 + 2 = 32
plus 2d8 + 18 + 2 ⇒ (2, 5) + 18 + 2 = 27 if confirmed (it's flat footed but I'm not thinking so...)

Amiri shrugs and follows the monk. Um, there are doors over here too...

Amiri thinks about Auri's vision. Snake creature. Was it like the ones we saw outside?

We don't need to slog through round by round. If the plan is to take the stone and run, I'll allow Auri to skip to it with another save. It's a bit meta-gamey, but we've been slow as of late and it might help us get some momentum back.

Having GMed this, I agree this probably makes the most sense. Good call.

Merisiel, I think, has it in her pack.

Amiri follows along behind, mumbling quietly to Merisiel. So two discs, plus the one you have...

Then, after counting the four large panels: We're missing one, I think.

Amiri looks at Merisiel in surprise. More discs? she asks,since she wasn't around when they got the first one. You mean we have one?

Amiri thinks about looking inside the crack, but for once common sense overcomes her lack of impulse control. That makes more sense than a "benevolent" Starwatcher Spirit.

Seeing neither Auri or Merisiel not die, Amiri sighs and takes a drink herself. Wiping her mouth with her sleeve, she sees ligth streaming out of the crack i the wall. What's that? she asks, pointing to it.

Amiri tries in vain to stop Auri. What are you doing?!? That water could be deadly poison! The barbarian watches the half-elf closely to see if she dies on the spot.

Nope. All ready to explore

+1.

The talk of "greatest discovery of the last 100 years" and "new knowledge" and "don't touch" has already made Amiri's eyes glaze over. She moves past Julia and her workers to the fallen doors — violence and destruction, now that's something she can understand.

Perception: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (13) + 11 = 24
Sense Motive: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 1 = 17

Amiri, as a pregen, has no acid or alchemist's fire or such, cos who ever needs THAT stuff?

Amiri, frustrated by the regeneration, continues to chop at the body of the beast. Die, gods damn it!
rage, PA: 1d20 + 15 - 2 ⇒ (19) + 15 - 2 = 32
confirm?: 1d20 + 15 - 2 ⇒ (4) + 15 - 2 = 17
dmg: 2d8 + 18 ⇒ (7, 7) + 18 = 32
addl dmg if crit confirms: 2d8 + 18 ⇒ (4, 8) + 18 = 30

iterative — rage, PA: 1d20 + 10 - 2 ⇒ (5) + 10 - 2 = 13
dmg: 2d8 + 18 ⇒ (6, 6) + 18 = 30

Current AC 17 (rage)

[spoiler=Amiri stuff]15/18 rage rounds remaining[/dice]

Amiri takes the first breath full-force, but is savvy enough to minimize the effect of the flames that follow!

DC 17 Refl (1): 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
DC 17 Refl (2): 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 23
DC 17 Refl (3): 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21

Amiri doesn't know much about magic, but knows that the reaction of the multiple-headed snake-y thing suggests it's blind. She rages, then charges forward in an effort to take full advantage of its condition.
rage, charge, Power Attack: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (2) + 15 = 17
dmg: 2d8 + 18 ⇒ (3, 4) + 18 = 25

current AC 15 (rage, charge)

I don't know what that is, Amiri says, waving her blade about, but I'm willing to bet it can bleed and die.

Double move.

Oops, missed that you asked for five of these, sorry. Amiri can take the lead and let everyone else assist, unless someone has better than a +9 in Survival, in which case Amiri auto-assists.

Survival check (2): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (13) + 9 = 22
Survival check (3): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 11
Survival check (4): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (13) + 9 = 22
Survival check (5): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (13) + 9 = 22

Monkeys, Amiri says to the gnome. Mad ones. And now dead ones.

Survival check: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (3) + 9 = 12

Methinks it now resides on the rapier in Meri's hand. But hey, he wasn't using it anyway... LOL

Amiri charges in, so distracted by last round's monkeys that she forgets to get angry at this round's monkey.

Large bastard sword, PA, charge: 1d20 + 13 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 13 - 2 + 2 = 25
dmg: 2d8 + 15 ⇒ (7, 6) + 15 = 28

Hey guys. Due to technological issues, I'm mostly AFK today. Sorry!

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Forgetting one's laptop will do that to ya. ;-)

Amiri, nauseated until the end of her turn, five-foots out of the swarm and coughs up a monkeyfurball or three.

AoO on monkey swarm: 1d20 + 15 - 2 ⇒ (5) + 15 - 2 = 18
if hit, half of this: 2d8 + 18 ⇒ (3, 5) + 18 = 26

Point of information #1: does a swarm attack count as natural weapon damage? Asking for a damage reduction friend.

Point of information #2: swarms provoke when they move into an opponent's square, and if these are Tiny creatures they'll take half weapon damage. If they're Fine or smaller, they will not. Asking for a few attack of opportunity friends.

DC 14 Fort save: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (3) + 9 = 12
The monkeys crawl all over Amiri, who spends the round distracted, pulling them out of certain strategic places and bashing their adorable little skulls together.

Amiri rages and charges White with a war whoop (and Power Attack)!

yes, this IS a Large bastard sword (no, I'm not just happy to see you): 1d20 + 15 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (2) + 15 + 2 - 2 = 17
dmg: 2d8 + 18 ⇒ (7, 6) + 18 = 31

AC 17 due to charge

I don't see Amiri or Merisiel. Am I missing us on the map?

Meh. FINE. Amiri says, obviously always angry.

You're leaving? Amiri asks with a frown, leaning on her blade. Because something broke out of your camp? That...that doesn't make any sense. If the monolith was still here, you might be rightly concerned about fiends. But it's clearly not, so...

Amiri yawns loudly. Hokey strange lights and ancient dig sites are no substitute for a greatsword at your side, she opines. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It's all a bunch of simple tricks and nonsense.

Dot.

Ah, so very Amiri. And after that beautiful crit, might as well whack it one more time, just 'cuz Amiri. :^)

True. Perhaps 'e's just restin'. ;-)

Thanks, Amiri. You should've seen some of the creative ways my Lotus Geisha has used her Suggestions...

Amina: Unfortunately, neither Heroism nor Prayer would apply to Strength check: Save, Att & Skill checks, not ability checks.

GM S: Did Amiri drop the Gorthek with her first hit (25-5=20 damage)? If so, could she have taken a move action? Or, oh, I dunno, taken a 5' step and then steadied the other pillar? Or did she have to full attack it into oblivion? (Or, Amiri, did you keep on swinging to make darn sure the beast was quite dead, regardless, just in case?)

Probably keep hacking. Rage does that to you, after all.

Nice, Lem! Great use of suggestion! :-)

Nice of you to come right to me. Time for you to die! Amiri says with a snarl as she hacks at the beast.
primary: 1d20 + 15 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 15 + 6 = 29
dmg: 2d8 + 12 + 3 ⇒ (2, 8) + 12 + 3 = 25

secondary: 1d20 + 10 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 10 + 6 = 35
confirm?: 1d20 + 10 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 10 + 6 = 23
dmg: 2d8 + 12 + 3 ⇒ (7, 5) + 12 + 3 = 27
if confirmed, add'l: 2d8 + 12 + 3 ⇒ (4, 4) + 12 + 3 = 23

haste: 1d20 + 15 + 6 ⇒ (11) + 15 + 6 = 32
dmg: 2d8 + 12 + 3 ⇒ (2, 3) + 12 + 3 = 20

And Amiri anti-Jeffs!

Now is likely a good time to use your reroll...

Yeah, yeah...sure, you just wanna see me Jeff it. LOL

Will save reroll incoming (w/GM stars added): 1d20 + 5 + 1 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 + 1 + 5 = 31

Haha, of course. >.<
Desna giveth, Desna taketh away.

did the math and yes, this Will save is correct: 1d20 + 5 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 5 + 1 = 14

Amiri will five-foot between her buddy Lem and the orc (Free), rage (Free), then full-attack Green.
primary: 1d20 + 15 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 15 + 5 = 35
dmg: 2d8 + 12 + 2 ⇒ (2, 3) + 12 + 2 = 19

secondary: 1d20 + 10 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 10 + 5 = 16
dmg: 2d8 + 12 + 2 ⇒ (4, 7) + 12 + 2 = 25

haste: 1d20 + 15 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 15 + 5 = 39
dmg: 2d8 + 12 + 2 ⇒ (5, 2) + 12 + 2 = 21

Amiri: Hellknights. I do understand the appeal of the temple, but keeping the opportunity to return to Cheliax seems more dear than one find.

Hmm. Retrieving the tablets is the goal, but we were told that "equally important" was assisting the Hellknights. Assuming no one wants to split the party (AND NO ONE SHOULD WANT TO SPLIT THE PARTY), my vote would be with the Hellknights. Tablets be damned.