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Not really your character choice but maybe consider playing a barbershop quartet of dervishes or something, could even go one of each (ranged, melee, controller (whips) and rogue.

The quartet swirled around the ogre, their feet maneuvering dexterously around the monstrosity keeping just fast enough to avoid it's swings. They stepped in rhythm, as if counting to a beat..1...2...1...2...3..4!
With a whirl and a flourish, they all lashed out in sequence with their rapiers, "hello" "Hello" "HELLO". Their stabs added to the sound of the growing song, each singer's voice blending with the other, creating a unique effect that lifted their spirits and confused the enemies around them!

Also, half elves, or orcs would be awesome for it. Especially if you went Whip build with Intimidate!

A rope I that untied itself the moment you let go of it. It's pointless, but enough of a novelty to hang onto it.
A chalice that would purify any water you put into it. It was sort of a magical water filter which could turn a glass of swamp sludge into mineral water in about five minutes.
A magic staff with only one property: It could be placed tip-down on the floor and it would keep itself balanced. Maybe give it an insanely enormous str check to knock it over!?
A horn of plenty that only produces normal looking fruits that are actually animal feed/rotten/solid stone/wood/flavorless/only able to be eaten if the hat is worn on the head (maybe a samba fruit hat-horn of plenty!).
A teacup that always tips over when set down, but will always remain full.
A pair of goggles that simulates being drunk.
A palate of nolzer's marvelous nail polish.
An ever smoking stink bomb.

A rod of 'True Wonder' - (10,000 magical effects http://www.traykon.com/pdf/The_Net_Libram_of_Random_Magical_Effects.pdf)

A collection of paintings that depicts real world places that can be stepped into for a one way teleportation effect!