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Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

Didn't even throw a bomb... -_- Great goblin I turned out to be.


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

Cool beans mang.


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

Year it does suck to have a dead campaign but... What are we gana do eh?

Anyways I don't mind learning a new setting. Just PM me when your ready and I'll show up. What's the character creation rules?


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

This makes me sad... I mean I was pretty sure the game was dead but... Still. Third one in a row... You say he Disappeared from your game eh? Do you need someone to fill?


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

It easy pretty moist. Didn't have as titanic a impact as I'd hoped though.


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2
SyrioForel wrote:

My apologies,

Agroob, can I assume you allow your round to pass without action?

Yep!

Glad we aren't dead in the water!


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

Anyone home?

Please don't die.


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

Can't really do much here less I blow you guys up to... Don't want to do that! Next level is DEFINITLY selective bombs.


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

"NO WANT TO BLOW UP OINKY MAN? BETTER MOVE!

Agroob begins hacking up a loogie.

Ready action throw a bomb in hanziers square when he moves.


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2
SleepingSnorunt wrote:
Inspiring, truly. Has Agroob though about putting some points into bard?

I suppose I could do it. Wouldn't have many rounds of performance, maybe I could just spend them on masterpieces and mainly use the bard level or two for knowledge stuff.


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

How was the goblin song?


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Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

Agroob cackles with glee at the silly lone cultist right before bursting into song.

"AGROOB IS HERE AND GOING TO TRY!
BLOW YOU UP AND NEVER DIE!
MAKE THINGS GO BOOM AND YOU BE DEAD!
THEIR GOES ROLLING YOU DUMB HEAD!"

Just one guy Eh?


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2
Aya_Daijaen wrote:
it not a problem i was just curious as to what was up

I just said i was activating it as a joke.


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

stealth: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25

Knowledge religion: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

Agroob follows sjust behind the second to last person. Itching for an excuse to blow something up he looks eagerly for the cultist's.

Perception: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 1 = 11


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

Agroob jabs Hanzier in the back of the knee.

"Is pretty dark, can longshank see?"


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

Agroob proceeds into the pitch black aswell. Darkvision and all.


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

Anybody home?


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

"We get stabby stuff then fight the storm makers? Good. Hate storms."

Agroob tries to help whomever need it to find their stuff.

Perception: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 1 = 10

Agroob has been keeping at least his bomb supply on him. Probably nothing else though, dogslicers are heavy!


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

Having followed after Andross.

Through trapdoor:
Wait for Agroob! Says the short goblin as he scuttles across the room, tenitivly avoiding the lego like memrobilia.


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

Sense motive: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 1 = 18

"Okay then! WE GO BLOW UP THE BAD GUYS!"

Agroob says following right behind big oinky man.


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Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2
Aya_Daijaen wrote:

[dice=acrobatics]1d20+6

[dice=initiative]1d20+3

*Clap* *Clap* *Clap*


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (12) + 8 = 20

Initiative: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

Knowledge religion: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12

"Fine! Blow them up instead! Stupid dumb cultist!" Agroob follows Hanzier down below deck and begins the search.

perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

"Ok. Will listen to plan..." Agroob doesn't put the bomb away, but he does join the huddle.

"Got eyes on you..." He says to Andros's.


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

I think you cant have two named spoilers

Do you?:
Maybe [Spoiler=i can't tell] maybe space is required
[/spoiler]

Bah... Its to complicated, we'd need a physicist.


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

OK let's see if I can do that again.

it works:

Spoiler:
like
Spoiler:
this

Yep. All you have to do is make normal spoilers then just add *ALL ENCOMPASING SPOILERS!*

Like this

[Spoiler=Perception DC 69] You manage to spot the terrifying Code Beast as it casts a spell on the party! *Spoiler to figure out its mass confusion* WILL SAVES![ /spoiler]


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

Knowledge Nature: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (20) + 7 = 27

Knowledge Nobility untrained: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

"Oooooh... Nooooo... Is big."

Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13

"AGROOB NO FORGOT BOOM BOTTLES THIS TIME!"" Agroob screams, seacing his work on his mutagen and drawing a bomb.

Agroob is ready to throw a bomb should Andross take a MORE aggressive action.


[ URL= [/URL] Just paste the URL Right after the = sign and add a ] right after. Then add the text you want the link to be on between the two URL Brackets.

Should look something like this

Direct links FTW


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Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

spoiler:
Spoiler:
This
Spoiler:
is
Spoiler:
Awesome


Spell effects don't stack unless they specifically say they do.

So no, a ten pound item is still ten pounds no matter how many magey hands are straining to pick it up


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

Pshhh... Probably not.


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

Agroobs ears perk up at the mention of the dreaded lightning bringers.

"AAAAGH! Not again! Agroob should never have signed up for this!" Yells agroob as he gets to work on creating an alchemical concoction that will make him strong enough to actually help the ship in the storm.

Do we have at least an hour until the storm is here?


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

Perception: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Agroob has become preoccupied in fiddling with his alchemy set (Apparently trying to make the slop taste better) after huffing about being told fire is bad in ANY situation.


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

"Shhh... Quite Tholl... No make Agroob look bad."


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

Agroob feels shame at the breakfast table and it is apparent in how he is barely eating any of his slop.

Stupid Agroob. You could saved them if you weren't dumb enough to leave the boom bottles below deck.

"Sigh"

Agroob stands from his food and looks around for his ships Savior's. Upon finding the "Double longshank who smell like pig man" and "Big as me but so strong for little man" He approaches them and takes a knee.

"You save Agroob and ship. If Agroob was better Rememberer he would have had boom bottles ready... Agroobs boom bottles now youses to tell Agroob what throw at!"

Agroob says this completely ignoring the fact they where in a previous conversation.

He then looks up at Hanzier, then at Gnixgnox with what can be assumed to be the equivalent of puppy dog eyes for goblins.


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

No one here has any sensitivities that I should be aware of right? I ask because dark/controversial humor is my jam but I still don't want any feelings to get hurt due to me.


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

Ah, New Zealand thats what it was then. Well, glad you didn't ditch!


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

Ha... I think tholl may have ditched. Someone want to PM him maybe?


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

Seems so. Just need Tholl to show up me thinks.


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

Agroob also likes dogs. He is a very progressive gobo.


Male goblin Alchemist
HP & AC:
| HP-10 | AC 15 Touch 15 FF 11
Saves:
| Fort 4 Ref 6 Will 2

The good Gobo is in everyone. Fresh outa recruitment and thrilled to be here!


SyrioForel wrote:
Agroob please post your extracts.

Sorry boss. Knew I was forgetting Something.

Ant haul, Reduce person

Also updated profile to include extracts and list Mutagen as a special quality.


Same here mang.


OH! OH! OH! Me volunteer for the longshank crew! Yells the chrome dome goblin barely able to contain his energy.

What he ment was:
Oh my. I cannot wait to begin my journey with these fine Associates of a whome are all taller than I.