SEASON OF THE GOBLINS
Everyone knows the tales of those stupid longshanks adventurers from the town of Sandpoint. But have you heard the exploits of the heroic goblins Reta, Poog, Mogmurch, and Chuffy? These names will go down in history (or until we forget them). These brave Licktoad goblins ventured far and wide… well, not too far… and actually kind of close by. They have fought giant creatures and evil longshanks. Their adventures are stuff of legend and awe. Before we tell you of these undertakings, let us pray to Lamashtu and see if she’ll bless us with some mutations or other exciting things.
Nah, let’s just sing.
Goblins chew and goblins bite.
Goblins cut and goblins fight.
Stab the dog and cut the horse,
Goblins eat and take by force!
Goblins race and goblins jump.
Goblins slash and goblins bump.
Burn the skin and mash the head,
Goblins here and you be dead!
Chase the baby, catch the pup.
Bonk the head to shut it up.
Bones be cracked, flesh be stewed,
We be goblins! You be food!
