One Last Hoorah

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Crystal: Oh, hey... I just figured out what smells so good. I think I'm in Wes' office.... but, there's a flying car parked outside!

Sara Marie: Please be careful! This is getting dangerous; they'll be back from Gen Con any minute now! Porcupine.

Crystal: I think when we got separated, I went to the future... This must be where Sarah got those covers from! Hedgehog.

Sara Marie: I'm getting kinda nervous about this... but if it's the future maybe you'll be safe...

Crystal: Don't you see, Sara? If leaking some bits of art makes us famous, then what happens if I leak entire future supplements! We'll be IMMORTAL! Hedgehog.

Sara Marie: If you think immortality is safe...

Crystal: Now, let's see.... "Classic Game Designers Revisited," "Flumphs of Golarion," "Adventure Path 12: Samurai Cowboys Ride Again".... Oh!

Sara Marie: Are you all right?

Crystal: More than just all right!... I think I just found the Bestiary 2! The whole thing, complete and bound!

Sara Marie: No way!

Crystal: We'll leak this and then the fans will... the fans will.... Uh oh...

Sara Marie: Crystal?...CRYSTAL!

Crystal: There's tripwires, Sara!

Sara Marie: Get out!

Crystal: Everywhere.

Sara Marie: GET OUT!!! (Carefully!)

Crystal: They're even on me!

Sara Marie: OK. Don't. Move.

Crystal: Oh, well played, Mr. Schneider. Well pl-

Sara Marie: Crystal? Hedgehog?

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Sara Marie: do you read me

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Sara Marie: Hedgehog!? Porcupine?! DO YOU READ ME?!!!

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Sara Marie: HEEEEDGEHOG!!!!

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Dear Fans,

I apologize that we could not bring you the entire Bestiary II, however, I feel it is my duty as a fellow fan and adventurer to bring you one last piece of artwork, another Misfit Monster, snatched off of James Sutter's desk as I ran fleeing from the dungeon that is the Editorial Pit and Development offices.

Sara Marie