Chaleb Sazomal

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698 posts. Alias of CanisDirus.

About The Dire GM

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The Gentleman Geologist Game Master:

"Thrust fault, mass wasting - Rocks fall, everybody dies...and then your bodies wind up in a subduction zone, just to add insult to injury."

Feel free to drop me a line here or in email if there's anything I can help you with, or if you just want to hang out and talk!

Will talk about Pathfinder, folk metal music, rocks, earthquakes, military history, teaching, puns, bad jokes, or just about anything else for hours if you catch my attention.


"At my table, this game is escapist fantasy for all. You may have as much freedom as your imagination allows, so long as it doesn't impinge on another's enjoyment. I welcome all players at my table. I promise that if something makes you uncomfortable at a game, I will address it discretely, professionally, and completely. If I do something wrong, I want you to let me know. I pledge that my games are a safe haven of fun role-playing and baddie slaying."

(AKA: "An' it harm none, do as thou wilt.")