Steve Jobs Resigns as CEO of Apple


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"I have always said if there ever came a day when
I could no longer meet my duties and expectations as
Apple's CEO, I would be the first to let you know.
Unfortunately, that day has come," Jobs said in his
resignation letter.

But this is ok, because the guy who is replacing him has already
replaced him twice before. heh.

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I think Apple should buy Twitter, or maybe Facebook.

And, then start a TV channel.


I actually like Twitter. I say Apple launches a bid to take out Google, Microsoft and Facebook. With any luck, they'll all kill each other.
...then our economy can collapse from the loss of four of the biggest...yeah, nevermind. >_>

The Exchange

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

I actually like Twitter. I say Apple launches a bid to take out Google, Microsoft and Facebook. With any luck, they'll all kill each other.

...then our economy can collapse from the loss of four of the biggest...yeah, nevermind. >_>

No, because then Yahoo, will clean up the pieces and we all know that they are allied with the evil empire, so that this can not be allowed.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:

I actually like Twitter. I say Apple launches a bid to take out Google, Microsoft and Facebook. With any luck, they'll all kill each other.

...then our economy can collapse from the loss of four of the biggest...yeah, nevermind. >_>
No, because then Yahoo, will clean up the pieces and we all know that they are allied with the evil empire, so that this can not be allowed.

But that's why I left the politicians, who we'll play against Yahoo via the oil companies.

The Exchange

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:

I actually like Twitter. I say Apple launches a bid to take out Google, Microsoft and Facebook. With any luck, they'll all kill each other.

...then our economy can collapse from the loss of four of the biggest...yeah, nevermind. >_>
No, because then Yahoo, will clean up the pieces and we all know that they are allied with the evil empire, so that this can not be allowed.
But that's why I left the politicians, who we'll play against Yahoo via the oil companies.

The Tea party???


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I'm guessing the prognosis for Mr. Jobs is not a good one. While I'm not a fan of most Apple products, I wish Mr. Jobs well.


bugleyman wrote:
I'm guessing the prognosis for Mr. Jobs is not a good one. While I'm not a fan of most Apple products, I wish Mr. Jobs well.

+1


bugleyman wrote:
I'm guessing the prognosis for Mr. Jobs is not a good one. While I'm not a fan of most Apple products, I wish Mr. Jobs well.

I read his commencement speech. Sounds like his cancer turned out to be treatable, and the surgery was a success. Sounds like he's quitting more because he's finding the work miserable.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
I read his commencement speech. Sounds like his cancer turned out to be treatable, and the surgery was a success. Sounds like he's quitting more because he's finding the work miserable.

I think that speech is like six years old. :(


bugleyman wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
I read his commencement speech. Sounds like his cancer turned out to be treatable, and the surgery was a success. Sounds like he's quitting more because he's finding the work miserable.
I think that speech is like six years old. :(

Ah. I have failed.

Then yeah, good luck to him. :/

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