Just Dropped In

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Look, we tried to get rid of goblins in Starfinder, we really did. We tossed them down the garbage chute alongside some broken pipes and used batteries and OH GOD they have laser pistols and grenades and starships now! What have we done?!

Starfinder's space goblins are pests, to be sure, whether they are hiding in the ventilation systems of Absalom Station or establishing their own "empire" on a tiny asteroid in the Diaspora. But their antics can be amusing, especially when it isn't you standing at the business end of a makeshift junklaser. To that end, we have continued the fine tradition of the Pathfinder RPG Condition Cards by showing space goblins having various conditions inflicted upon them in the Starfinder Condition Cards.

Illustrations by Kent Hamilton

In addition to providing a handy summary of a particular condition, each two-sided card is illustrated by Kent Hamilton with a space goblin demonstrating that condition. From being entangled with wires to being grappled by alien tentacles and from blinding himself with his own flashlight to being fascinated by a shiny datapad (which I assume is running a space goblin's favorite gaming app: Angry Owlbears), these space goblins are both informative and hilarious!

So take home a deck of Starfinder Condition Cards—and all its space goblins—today. Please. These goblins have already tipped over the office fridge and are starting to gnaw on boxes of Flip-Mats. Oh no! I think they've made it to the serv—

Jason Keeley
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