Cats are away…it's time for little goblins to play!

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Sara Marie: Hey Crystal!

Crystal: Yes?

Sara Marie: I just brought an order down to the warehouse and I realized something!

Crystal: That cats do, in fact, float?

Sara Marie: You are the ONLY person down there.

Crystal: Yes, yes I am!

Sara Marie: Know what else I saw?

Crystal: The end, whereupon none were spared, not even the children?

Sara Marie: The editorial pit. Unattended.

Crystal: Well, I wouldn't call it "unattended." I'm still here.

Sara Marie: Precisely. Sutter's desk, all alone, with no one to guard it.

Crystal: His cans of beans left unattended...

Sara Marie: Suppose he's got anything good over there?

Crystal: Perhaps his collection of priceless pre-Columbian guitar picks?

Sara Marie: I meant interesting.

Crystal: Oh! Yes! I think he has the original Dead Sea Scrolls and the final manuscript of "Misfit Monsters".

Sara Marie: I just had an idea! The entire editorial staff is going to be working this week at Gen Con. Every single one.

Crystal: Two time zones away

Sara Marie: There is no way they're gonna have time to check on Paizo's website.

Crystal: Definitely no way! Plus, they'd have to time travel to do it. What with the time zones and all.

Sara Marie: We could totally put up a Misfit Monster or two on the blog. WE WOULD BE FAMOUS!!

Crystal: Famous, eh? I do enjoy fame… But... do we dare?

Sara Marie: Ooooh this one is snazzy!

Crystal: What are you looking at in there? Hang on. Let me chew through my leg chains... Holy Lamashtu! Is this the new Flail Snail?!

Sara Marie: Sweet! I knew there would be perks to not going to Gen Con!

Crystal: You mean besides avoiding the sleep loss, exposure to dangerous chemicals, vomiting and hair loss?

Sara Marie: I wonder who else left their office unattended...

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The Exchange

Blog where? Oh there.

Scarab Sages Contributor, RPG Superstar 2008 Top 4, Legendary Games

Turin the Mad wrote:
Charles Evans 25 wrote:
Turin the Mad wrote:
Random stabbity death to snarky persons?

Yes, Sir Turin, but what do you think of the flail snail and adherer sneak previews?

:D

I'm rooting for the flail snail to pummel half-elven skull and get to snacking on a face.

The adherer I didn't even recognize - good work that!

And thus we come to the purpose of this book. The moment of, "Wait, that was an ADHERER? WTF? I thought those guys were lame!"

Nice pic. I look forward to the smiling horror that will be the lava children...

Scarab Sages Contributor, RPG Superstar 2008 Top 4, Legendary Games

NSpicer wrote:

Just logged on and saw this blog update. I have four words to describe it:

** spoiler omitted **

Plus three more:
** spoiler omitted **

One-word response:

Spoiler:
Agreed!

P.S. Have fun at GenCon!

Liberty's Edge Contributor

Ross Byers wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
ps: who's Crystal? I've never seen that one before....
Try these.

Whoa... I didn't realize how long it'd been since I wrote a blog. And my last one being so piss-poor, too :p

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

Crystal Frasier wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
ps: who's Crystal? I've never seen that one before....
Try these.
Whoa... I didn't realize how long it'd been since I wrote a blog. And my last one being so piss-poor, too :p

Well, those are the ones you illustrated. There might be others you wrote that aren't tagged with your name.

Liberty's Edge

Charles Evans 25 wrote:
Oh ... wait ...
<laughing out loud>

Wonder if they've made the rounds yet...y'know changing office chair heights, putting tape over mouse sensors and taping down office phone 'hooks'...

Edit: ninja'd by ReckNBall on at least one of them :\


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

SM stop answering Customer Service questions and posts and go steal us some more info (and grab Crystal on the way):)


YEAH!

RPG Superstar 2010 Top 32

Crystal Frasier wrote:
Whoa... I didn't realize how long it'd been since I wrote a blog. (...)

This might be one of the top 10 sentences ever written, BTW:

Crystal Frasier wrote:
Like a fancy show octopus with a mastery of sign language, a well laid-out product is a joy to look upon and easy to understand.

More, please.


OMG!

BEST....POST....EVAH...!!!!

You gals just set a new bar on blog post quality :D


Crystal Frasier wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
ps: who's Crystal? I've never seen that one before....
Try these.
Whoa... I didn't realize how long it'd been since I wrote a blog. And my last one being so piss-poor, too :p

MOAR CRYSTAL BLOOOOOOOG !!!!


If you're taking requests I think a blog showing the results of the old office classic 'messing with the co-worker's desks' would be well worth seeing! The sort of thing like wrapping everything on the desk in tin foil or glad wrap. Or taking everything off a particularly messy desk and dumping it in several large boxes to clean it up. Or taking a tidy and organised desk, then putting everything in the mirror image position.

In the less visually exciting for a blog but still fun section I recommend changing all of the default sounds that somebody's computer plays. Preferably so something awesome like 'Stop! Hammer Time!' plays whenever they try to do anything. Or put some tape on the bottom of an optical mouse and draw on the tape with a marker pen so the mouse won't work until the tape is removed.

I'm sure Lisa, Erik and the rest will be delighted to come back and find everything like that! :D

And looking at the above I'm starting to wonder whether I ever did any work or just spent all the time messing with my co-workers...

The Exchange

You know, these pranks are rather juvenile. But as long as it harms no one and no damage is sustained, I do so appreciate a good one. I refuse to grow up.

Craft Trap #10(advanced from Tessius's and Berik's ideas) This one takes a bit of forethought and ingenuity (DC 15). Stringing up confetti poppers to moderately or rarely used items and an anchor point. And wait patiently until fruition...


Charles Evans 25 wrote:

It's been nice to see another blog post from Crystal though, after all this time. I miss her little goblin cartoons on the blog, and her stories about product dvelopment with increasingly convoluted references to octopi...

+1!

Treppa wrote:
Not everyone is at Gencon, yanno. And some of us adore cute little goblins and their antics. Well done!

+1!


F. Wesley Schneider wrote:
Charles Evans 25 wrote:

Hmm, maybe we could have the Magus fighting Selytiel.... If Selytiel survives this encounter with the snail. For that matter, maybe this is why they're introducing the Magus in the first place? Because Selytiel is engaged here in his last fight ever!!!!

Ha! Quoted for ease of reference in 2011. ;)

Pleased to have been of service. :)


Sara Marie wrote:
Dyvynarth wrote:
lol, Crystal and Sara Marie rock. I hope they get a lot more random blogs :)
Ahh the fame! It's addicting! I think we're gonna have to do another one tomorrow.

Yes Please! Awesome! :D

Dark Archive

there needs to be a return of 'em goblins!


Missed seeing a new bolg by our favorite two goblins, but totally understand it. Sara Marie helped me with with a problem I was having with an order. Two minutes and all was fixed. Having worked in business I know that things do not always go as planned, but what separates the good companies from the great ones in how they take care of the problems that arise. Sara Maire was fast, friendly, and got the job done! YOU ROCK SARA MARIE!!! Paizo has a very satisfied customer now thanks to you!

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