Cats are away…it's time for little goblins to play!

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Sara Marie: Hey Crystal!

Crystal: Yes?

Sara Marie: I just brought an order down to the warehouse and I realized something!

Crystal: That cats do, in fact, float?

Sara Marie: You are the ONLY person down there.

Crystal: Yes, yes I am!

Sara Marie: Know what else I saw?

Crystal: The end, whereupon none were spared, not even the children?

Sara Marie: The editorial pit. Unattended.

Crystal: Well, I wouldn't call it "unattended." I'm still here.

Sara Marie: Precisely. Sutter's desk, all alone, with no one to guard it.

Crystal: His cans of beans left unattended...

Sara Marie: Suppose he's got anything good over there?

Crystal: Perhaps his collection of priceless pre-Columbian guitar picks?

Sara Marie: I meant interesting.

Crystal: Oh! Yes! I think he has the original Dead Sea Scrolls and the final manuscript of "Misfit Monsters".

Sara Marie: I just had an idea! The entire editorial staff is going to be working this week at Gen Con. Every single one.

Crystal: Two time zones away

Sara Marie: There is no way they're gonna have time to check on Paizo's website.

Crystal: Definitely no way! Plus, they'd have to time travel to do it. What with the time zones and all.

Sara Marie: We could totally put up a Misfit Monster or two on the blog. WE WOULD BE FAMOUS!!

Crystal: Famous, eh? I do enjoy fame… But... do we dare?

Sara Marie: Ooooh this one is snazzy!

Crystal: What are you looking at in there? Hang on. Let me chew through my leg chains... Holy Lamashtu! Is this the new Flail Snail?!

Sara Marie: Sweet! I knew there would be perks to not going to Gen Con!

Crystal: You mean besides avoiding the sleep loss, exposure to dangerous chemicals, vomiting and hair loss?

Sara Marie: I wonder who else left their office unattended...

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Sara Marie wrote:
Dyvynarth wrote:
lol, Crystal and Sara Marie rock. I hope they get a lot more random blogs :)
Ahh the fame! It's addicting! I think we're gonna have to do another one tomorrow.

Keep it up everybody, it's working! ;)

Ooh. Just noticed the 'Customer Carebear' tag, too, for the first time. Congrats (I think) SM.

Scarab Sages

Sara Marie wrote:
Dyvynarth wrote:
lol, Crystal and Sara Marie rock. I hope they get a lot more random blogs :)
Ahh the fame! It's addicting! I think we're gonna have to do another one tomorrow.

Awesome!! Woohoo!!

Looking forward to it!

Liberty's Edge

Guy Humual wrote:
I do like girls misbehaving.

Amen brother.


:)

Liberty's Edge

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Mothman wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Mothman wrote:
The old fiend folio flail snail was better.
WhatchyootalkinboutMothman?
You can't redeem perfection.
Any water studies being done in your area?

There's nothin in the water ... that we can't fight.

My conjoined twin agrees.


Do not slack...do not stop...do not procrastinate! We must reach 100 posts!

We must...

We must...

Reach 100 posts or BUST!


More posts ye dogs!

Where is Heathansson with his many many one word posts!???

Shadow Lodge

I thought you busted when you went OVER the target number.?.


Seriously...where are you Heathy?

Honestly...I'm wondering how long before a Paizo Employee at GenCon sees this and posts in this thread.


It's been nice to see another blog post from Crystal though, after all this time. I miss her little goblin cartoons on the blog, and her stories about product dvelopment with increasingly convoluted references to octopi...


Gear wrote:
I thought you busted when you went OVER the target number.?.

Which is why we need at least 101!


And it's been nice to see SM escape to Blog too... :)


Casts Mass Resurrection!

Lords of the Boards...I do summon thee from thy graves! Arise and Post again! I, Yasha, Caffeine Lord, do call thee to service in meeting this completely ridiculous goal of 100 posts in one hour!


I thought this got posted in FAWTL?

Come on FAWTLers...how can you be so far in OTD and so slow to post here!???

Shadow Lodge

Yasha wrote:

Casts Mass Resurrection!

Lords of the Boards...I do summon thee from thy graves! Arise and Post again! I, Yasha, Caffeine Lord, do call thee to service in meeting this completely ridiculous goal of 100 posts in one hour!

How'd that work out for you?


Who has disturbed me? What... Ah. Yes. This is a good and noble cause, lauding two much underpraised ladies...

Sovereign Court

But I can't just post random things! My posts need to have meaning!

Sovereign Court

or do they?

Shadow Lodge

Seems like we're gonna have to carry this beast ourselves.

Shadow Lodge

Guy Humual wrote:
or do they?

do they?


Yasha wrote:

I thought this got posted in FAWTL?

Come on FAWTLers...how can you be so far in OTD and so slow to post here!???

Yasha: Maybe the fawtlers are at GenCon?

:-?

Sovereign Court

am I descending into Heathansson?


In a brief moment of lucidity...I realize I have not yet given a full and heartfelt thank you to Crystal and SM.

To you both, your antics are funny, entertaining and enjoyable. Thanks for this Blog Post and the accompanying pirated/stolen art. To think that we, lowly paizo customers deserve such rewards for our patronage.

Thank you both.

Spoiler:
PS: Thanks again to Gary and Ross for not being able to do anything to stop this momentous occasion from occurring.

Shadow Lodge

Charles Evans 25 wrote:
Yasha wrote:

I thought this got posted in FAWTL?

Come on FAWTLers...how can you be so far in OTD and so slow to post here!???

Yasha: Maybe the fawtlers are at GenCon?

:-?

Nah...they'd just be standing there looking at closed doors...waiting for them to open and allow passage. hmmmmm...yeah, maybe they're at GenCon

Scarab Sages

I'm no "Board Lord", but I'm doing my part. 8^)


Okay, I'm pretty certain that this thread *would* be getting even more attention right now only a lot of regulars are probably in Indiana enjoying the sights and smells of that fine state. We'll probably see more posts come in tomorrow, once people start checking the boards in the lunch breaks.

Shadow Lodge

Oh...serious moment? K.

arigato gozaimasu :bows:


Ah well...even the best intended crazy ideas can only get so far.

We don't want the ladies to be attacked via Banhammer or Discplinary Action when the PaizOVERLORDS return from GenCon.

Liberty's Edge

Charles Evans 25 wrote:

And it's been nice to see SM escape to Blog too... :)

Somehow that sounds ... off.


And, thanks again to Crystal and SM for putting this blog out there. :)

Silver Crusade

Yasha wrote:

AH HA!

PAIZOGRRRL Day!

To be fair, we should include Gary and Ross as well...since they were powerless to stop this wonderful instance of feminine empowerment!

Wait, Ross and Gary will be honorary Grrrls for a day. Dibs on doing Ross's hair!

Liberty's Edge Contributor

Shhhh! Everyone, stop posting comments, or else Erik and Lisa are gonna hear!


Mothman wrote:
Charles Evans 25 wrote:

And it's been nice to see SM escape to Blog too... :)

Somehow that sounds ... off.

I thought Paizo usually kept Customer Service chained to their telephones? In fact I'm pretty sure that the blog indicates that, reading between the lines.

Liberty's Edge

Yasha wrote:

In a brief moment of lucidity...I realize I have not yet given a full and heartfelt thank you to Crystal and SM.

To you both, your antics are funny, entertaining and enjoyable. Thanks for this Blog Post and the accompanying pirated/stolen art. To think that we, lowly paizo customers deserve such rewards for our patronage.

Thank you both.

** spoiler omitted **

Oh yeah, definately, what he said.

Fun post dudes.

Lantern Lodge

Crystal Frasier wrote:
Shhhh! Everyone, stop posting comments, or else Erik and Lisa are gonna hear!

We're FAMOUS now... ain't nothin' or nobody that can stop us now!!


Crystal Frasier wrote:
Shhhh! Everyone, stop posting comments, or else Erik and Lisa are gonna hear!

Crystal! :glomp: Nice to see/hear from you again!

Liberty's Edge

Crystal Frasier wrote:
Shhhh! Everyone, stop posting comments, or else Erik and Lisa are gonna hear!

Who died and made them boss?

Oh ... wait ...


We were hoping to hear from you as well Crystal. You have my thanks as well.

PS: What is your favorite food? (Barring anything rare, completely exotic or too expensive for us folks...)

The Exchange

Mothman wrote:
Crystal Frasier wrote:
Shhhh! Everyone, stop posting comments, or else Erik and Lisa are gonna hear!

Who died and made them boss?

Oh ... wait ...

now's the time for them to change the locks and passwords at the office for a coup.


Mothman wrote:
Crystal Frasier wrote:
Shhhh! Everyone, stop posting comments, or else Erik and Lisa are gonna hear!

Who died and made them boss?

Oh ... wait ...

<laughing out loud>


Whited Sepulcher wrote:
Mothman wrote:
Crystal Frasier wrote:
Shhhh! Everyone, stop posting comments, or else Erik and Lisa are gonna hear!

Who died and made them boss?

Oh ... wait ...

now's the time for them to change the locks and passwords at the office for a coup.

Ohh, I don't think I've seen you posting before. A belated welcome to the Paizo boards, to you, and I hope you enjoy the blogs like these.


Random stabbity death to snarky persons?


In the finest words of Nazi mini-onions: kill zem, kill zem both.

Hrm ... let us use " promote zem, promote zem both " instead ...


hahaha....these little goblins did make my day, indeed! Can't wait what mischiefs await tomorrow! You're "in the zone" with that blog, methinks...an adventure path of little goblins at play would really be the epitome of chaos hahaha!!! Keep us smiling and amused, little goblins. Thanks much!


Turin the Mad wrote:
Random stabbity death to snarky persons?

Yes, Sir Turin, but what do you think of the flail snail and adherer sneak previews?

:D


Crystal has little football-headed pyromaniacal psychopaths for her mini-onions ... what are Sara Marie's mini-onions ? Carnivorous Hobbits perhaps ?

Liberty's Edge

almost there ...

almost there ...


Charles Evans 25 wrote:
Turin the Mad wrote:
Random stabbity death to snarky persons?

Yes, Sir Turin, but what do you think of the flail snail and adherer sneak previews?

:D

I'm rooting for the flail snail to pummel half-elven skull and get to snacking on a face.

The adherer I didn't even recognize - good work that!

Liberty's Edge

Turin the Mad wrote:
Crystal has little football-headed pyromaniacal psychopaths for her mini-onions ... what are Sara Marie's mini-onions ? Carnivorous Hobbits perhaps ?

Dude, that sounds like a rather personal question.


Turin the Mad wrote:

In the finest words of Nazi mini-onions: kill zem, kill zem both.

Hrm ... let us use " promote zem, promote zem both " instead ...

Yeah! Turin has joined the discussion! Its a party now! No seasoning my foot this time though!

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