My Little Sebastian

Aww he has a little pink pony!

Awww, look at the pony! So cute!

Awww, look at the pony! So cute!

The balloon animal isn't bad, either.

And he's small enough to ride it! Cuuuuuuute!

On second thought, it's only rubber. The weight of his ego would surely pop it!!

Wait, that's Sebastian?

*goes to start up Photoshop*

*evil cackle*

*evil cackle*

<rubs hands>

Lucifer. In the flesh. He wields the Scarlet Whore. Let the eschatology commence. Where do I spy with my eye his four horsemen? Or is it henchmen?

No it is the fact the man has an open bag of Tim Tams that we should all lynch him!!!!!!!!!!

So that is my best buddy! My friend without benifits! My arch nemesis! ~thinks~ Wow! I have several arch nemesis. Sebastian, Heathansson, Kobold Cleaver.

So that is my best buddy! My friend without benifits! My arch nemesis! ~thinks~ Wow! I have several arch nemesis. Sebastian, Heathansson, Kobold Cleaver.

Using the short list today, are we?

I hear Kobold Cleaver is there too.

Aren't you a little short for a stormtro ... a curmudgeon pony of the apocalypse?

Doesn't he look like a bald House?

"It's not lupus."

Doesn't he look like a bald House?

"It's not lupus."

Are you implying that bald doesn't look good, hmmm?

*glowers menacingly*

who the f*%* are you?

Where'd he get those Tim Tams from?

Where'd he get those Tim Tams from?

We figured you were the supplier....

squints hard at flash in best bad-cop style

Maybe there was an actual Aussie that flew in?

*queue suspenseful music*

flash_cxxi wrote:

Where'd he get those Tim Tams from?

We figured you were the supplier....

squints hard at flash in best bad-cop style

Unless Moorluck and Solnes brought some of my leftovers with them, but I figured they would have all been well and truly gone by now.

Maybe there was an actual Aussie that flew in?

*queue suspenseful music*

That was my first thought...

My little pony, can I have your body?
My little pony, can I have your body?
boom-boom-boboom
Can I have your booody ?

Oh nasty DM, you can have my body.
Oh nasty DM, you can have my body.
boom-boom-boboom
You can have my booody.

My little pony, why are you so tight?
My little pony, why are you so tight?
boom-boom-boboom
Why are you so tiiight?

Oh, nasty DM, you have it up my tail!
Oh, nasty DM, you have it up my tail!
boom-boom-boboom
You have it up my taaaail.

The rest of the song is rather NSFP (Not Safe For Ponies). :)

My little pony, can I have your body?

My little pony, can I have your body?
boom-boom-boboom
Can I have your booody ?

Oh nasty DM, you can have my body.
Oh nasty DM, you can have my body.
boom-boom-boboom
You can have my booody.

My little pony, why are you so tight?
My little pony, why are you so tight?
boom-boom-boboom
Why are you so tiiight?

Oh, nasty DM, you have it up my tail!
Oh, nasty DM, you have it up my tail!
boom-boom-boboom
You have it up my taaaail.

The rest of the song is rather NSFP (Not Safe For Ponies). :)

WTF!?

Someone not only majored in animal husbandry here, but aced the damned test!

My little pony, can I have your body?

My little pony, can I have your body?
boom-boom-boboom
Can I have your booody ?

Oh nasty DM, you can have my body.
Oh nasty DM, you can have my body.
boom-boom-boboom
You can have my booody.

My little pony, why are you so tight?
My little pony, why are you so tight?
boom-boom-boboom
Why are you so tiiight?

Oh, nasty DM, you have it up my tail!
Oh, nasty DM, you have it up my tail!
boom-boom-boboom
You have it up my taaaail.

The rest of the song is rather NSFP (Not Safe For Ponies). :)

O.o

Someone not only majored in animal husbandry here, but aced the damned test!

You wouldn't be so surprised guys if you ever had to make two horses ... love ... each other ! With a 24h deadline !

Urizen wrote:

Someone not only majored in animal husbandry here, but aced the damned test!

You wouldn't be so surprised guys if you ever had to make two horses ... love ... each other ! With a 24h deadline !

And with that I am going to go drown my brain with bleach...

And with that, ladies and gentleman, Gorbacz has officially entered

The Fawtly Zone

You have TimTams, but no Tea? Heresy! You need to be doing the sacred TimTamSlam

All hail Sebastian!

Edit: In my defense, I haven't used this avatar in a long time =)

My little pony, can I have your body?

My little pony, can I have your body?
boom-boom-boboom
Can I have your booody ?

Oh nasty DM, you can have my body.
Oh nasty DM, you can have my body.
boom-boom-boboom
You can have my booody.

My little pony, why are you so tight?
My little pony, why are you so tight?
boom-boom-boboom
Why are you so tiiight?

Oh, nasty DM, you have it up my tail!
Oh, nasty DM, you have it up my tail!
boom-boom-boboom
You have it up my taaaail.

The rest of the song is rather NSFP (Not Safe For Ponies). :)

This one of the rare times when I am left speechless.

what.

What.

All hail Sebastian!

Edit: In my defense, I haven't used this avatar in a long time =)

*facepalm* Once a pony worshiper, always a pony worshiper.

My little pony, can I have your body?

My little pony, can I have your body?
boom-boom-boboom
Can I have your booody ?

Oh nasty DM, you can have my body.
Oh nasty DM, you can have my body.
boom-boom-boboom
You can have my booody.

My little pony, why are you so tight?
My little pony, why are you so tight?
boom-boom-boboom
Why are you so tiiight?

Oh, nasty DM, you have it up my tail!
Oh, nasty DM, you have it up my tail!
boom-boom-boboom
You have it up my taaaail.

The rest of the song is rather NSFP (Not Safe For Ponies). :)

*shudder* I'll....I'll be leaving now. *backs from the thread slowly*

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! The Damage is Done ! This is what happens when Cosmo doesn't ship my GMG and I have no PDFs to oogle during the weekend ! TREMBLE !

My little pony, can I have your body?

My little pony, can I have your body?
boom-boom-boboom
Can I have your booody ?

Oh nasty DM, you can have my body.
Oh nasty DM, you can have my body.
boom-boom-boboom
You can have my booody.

My little pony, why are you so tight?
My little pony, why are you so tight?
boom-boom-boboom
Why are you so tiiight?

Oh, nasty DM, you have it up my tail!
Oh, nasty DM, you have it up my tail!
boom-boom-boboom
You have it up my taaaail.

The rest of the song is rather NSFP (Not Safe For Ponies). :)

And here I thought I had seen it all.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! The Damage is Done ! This is what happens when Cosmo doesn't ship my GMG and I have no PDFs to oogle during the weekend ! TREMBLE !

Hey, that's no excuse. If you have Internet access, you can always find pr0n!

Gorbacz wrote:

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! The Damage is Done ! This is what happens when Cosmo doesn't ship my GMG and I have no PDFs to oogle during the weekend ! TREMBLE !

Hey, that's no excuse. If you have Internet access, you can always find pr0n!

{hides anonymous proxy window} whut??

You have TimTams, but no Tea? Heresy! You need to be doing the sacred TimTamSlam

Kahlúa, Baileys, Hot Chocolate or coffee are my preference - we call it a Tim Tam bomb...

Ah ok..thanks to Wikipedia I know what Tim-Tams are now. Over here we have a similar Biscuit called a 'Penguin'

OK..forgive my Trans atlantic ignorance..but what the hell are Tim-Tams

They are yummy. I am eating one now. Yummy I say

And with that, ladies and gentleman, Gorbacz has officially entered

The Fawtly Zone

that should be the next thread!

What I find amazing is that for a while (till he got the pink pony avatar), Sebastian's avatar looked strikingly similar to the man himself. I always feel weird about imagining what folks on the board look like (and then reconciling that image with images of them that may end up here on the blogs or the boards from different posts.) I think Sebastian is the first that I have no reconciliation issues with.

DM Wellard wrote:

OK..forgive my Trans atlantic ignorance..but what the hell are Tim-Tams

They are yummy. I am eating one now. Yummy I say

They are yummy, and I believe were provided by a fine Aussie bloke named Wes; I met him down in the restaurant/bar area on my way out on Sunday and sampled the dark chocolate variety. Nom nom nom.

What I find amazing is that for a while (till he got the pink pony avatar), Sebastian's avatar looked strikingly similar to the man himself.

He looks nothing like what I thought he would.

He looks like Mackey from the Shield after going Atkins.

He looks like Mackey from the Shield after going Atkins.

He looks like BJ Penn to me.

lojakz wrote:

What I find amazing is that for a while (till he got the pink pony avatar), Sebastian's avatar looked strikingly similar to the man himself.

He looks nothing like what I thought he would.

His appearance probably changed once he became a pony subscriber. I'm sure he more closely resembled a Pit Fiend before discovering Bella Sara.

Ah ok..thanks to Wikipedia I know what Tim-Tams are now. Over here we have a similar Biscuit called a 'Penguin'

We do indeed, but the middle is too dense to suck tea (or coffee or kahula) through, so it isn't quite the same. As a bloody minded English man, I can tell you. TimTam's rock.

Aww he has a little pink pony!

It was very pleasent meeting you at the con Sebastian!

-Garrett

Here's how most conversations played out at PaizoCon:

Me: Hi, I'm Sebastian.
Them: the Sebastian
Me (after checking to see if the person has a balled up fist): Uh...yes...
Them: You don't look or sound like I expected.
Me: Doh.

My street cred has been ruined.